video; un: porgasm

[provenforce]

[ The video shakes as it comes on like it's been struck by something, and it takes a moment for the picture to orient itself in Rey's cozy bungalow. The scene before us is Rey standing in the middle of her living room with her hands on her temples as she looks helplessly around at a sea of porgs. At least 50 in her small home in a rainbow of colors, both their natural brown and black hues and absurd colors like magenta and lime.

The dismayed look on Rey's face is probably understandable in this moment. One of the porgs is her Omen, that one is a little smaller than most of the others and has wisely fled to the top of the fridge where it looks on in amusement. ]

Oh this is getting out of hand, why do I keep creating you? I'm not even trying to!

[ She looks up, dismayed, and noticed that one of the furry, feathery bodies had turned her camera on. At first the panic on her face amps up but then she presses her lips together, dropping her arms in a helpless open-palmed gesture. ]

Does anyone know how to get rid of things accidentally created with Darkblood abilities?

Comments

porgapalooza

[provenforce]

[ They seem to understand the word cuddle, at this a few of them start cooing and rubbing up against each other. Rey frowns at them and gives them a nudge with her boot. ]

Oi, stop that! There's enough of you you don't need to go making more here in my living room!

Though I suppose that answers your question, doesn't it?

[fogsong]

[ that surprises her and she lets out a little laugh ]

I, uh... Yeah, I think it does. They could definitely be popular pets. I suggest you take a few over to the orphanage in Crenshaw. I bet the kids would love them.

porgism

[provenforce]

I'll have to figure out how to transport them safely, but I'll do that.

[fogsong]

Stuff 'em in a bag?

un: porgukkah

[provenforce]

[ There's some dismayed squaking, Rey quickly shushes the birds. ]

She's talking about a bag not stuffing you.

[ They sort of seem satisfied with this answer, or at least her tone calms them down. She sighs. ]

I was thinking more of building a box and securing it to my speeder, though bag would be faster and would be easier to fit the net around.

[fogsong]

Smart little buggers, huh? [ not smart enough to pick up on what she meant but definitely smart enough to understand certain words. ]

The box might be more comfortable for them honestly but... like you said, a bag would be faster. I guess it all depends on how quickly you want to get rid of them!