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THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.

DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.

NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.

IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.

*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*

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SOCIAL MEDIA WAS INVENTED FOR PEOPLE TO SCREAM INTO. IT IS NOWHERE NEARLY AS CATHARTIC TO SCREAM AT YOURSELF. TRUST ME I HAVE DONE IT ENOUGH TIMES AT THIS POINT TO REALIZE THAT VENTING ONLINE TO STRANGERS IS THE FAR HEALTHIER OPTION OF THE TWO.

IF MY FEELINGS ARE SO FAMILIAR THEN IT IS GOOD TO LET OTHERS KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT ISOLATED IN THEIR OWN FEELINGS OF DISPLACEMENT.

IT IS INCREDIBLY INVASIVE AND OFFENSIVE AND OVERLY PERSONAL. IT IS LIKE THE ULTIMATE WET DREAM OF SOCIAL INJUSTICE. IT IS NOT AN ADJUSTMENT IT IS A COMPLETE 180 ON MY SOCIAL SPHERE. THERE IS NOTHING TO ADJUST TO. I WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE SEVERAL HOURS LONG WORTH OF MENTAL BREAKDOWNS OVER THIS SITUATION.

[ Well at least this person is... honest...? An almost refreshing level of emotional honesty, or it would be if it weren't so.

Angry? ]

How interesting. I admit that where I come from, nothing of the sort exists, so the purpose of this technology wasn't known to me. Was it really invented for that reason?

That being said, a mental breakdown doesn't sound particularly helpful, so if you need any assistance or a listening ear—

I've been told that helps, as well. It certainly helped me after everything that's happened recently.

THE INTERNET HAS ALLOWED FOR THE UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY IN WHICH THOSE OF ALL RACES AND CLASSES CAN FIND A COMMON GROUND AND CLOSE BRIDGES. IT IS THE ULTIMATE UNIFIER FOR THOSE WHO SEEK RELATIONSHIPS THEY MIGHT HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO OBTAIN IN THEIR REGULAR, SHITTY, PATHETIC LIVES. THE INTERNET DESTROYS LINGUISTIC BARRIERS AND SOCIAL DEMANDS BY ALLOWING PEOPLE TO BE THE MOST HONEST VERSION OF THEMSELVES.

EVEN THOUGH MOST OF US DEEPLY REGRET IT AFTER THE FACT, BUT IT IS NOT THE REGRET THAT MATTERS, BUT THE JOURNEY TO CRIPPLING REGRET THAT DEFINES US.

ALSO, THE MEMES ARE, AS MY ONE FRIEND WOULD SAY, "FUCKING SICK."

WITHOUT THE INTERNET WE WOULD NEVER HAVE MASTERPIECES SUCH AS THIS. I WATCHED THIS VIDEO FOR 10 HOURS STRAIGHT ONCE, IF YOU COULD BELIEVE IT. WHICH YOU SHOULD. IT IS AN INCREDIBLE VIDEO.

WHY DO EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWNS HAVE TO BE HELPFUL? MY EMOTIONS DO NOT EXIST TO BE HELPFUL. THEY EXIST TO BE A NUISANCE TO EVERYONE BUT MOST OF ALL ME.

THAT IS SUSPICIOUSLY KIND OF YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

A unifier, in fewer words. I can certainly see the beauty and value of such an invention. Being one's most honest self is a tough thing, most of the time.

[ Anyway give him a moment he's going to watch that video ]

[ Several minutes later: ]

I'm not sure I understand?

The video about the crabs.

Why would you watch this for 10 hours?

EXACTLY. PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SHY AWAY FROM IT. PLUS, WHERE I COME FROM, IT IS PERFECTLY NATURAL TO JUST BE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS VERSION OF YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES. IT IS NOT CUSTOM TO DOWNPLAY YOUR PERSONALITY JUST BECAUSE OTHERS FIND IT UNPLEASANT. THAT IS STUPID.

(Also trolls are naturally super unlikable, so, Karkat wouldn't even know where to begin being less annoying.)

WHAT IS THERE TO NOT UNDERSTAND? IT HAS A "SICK" BEAT AND IS EASY TO LISTEN TO ON REPEAT FOR HOURS.

ADDITIONALLY, THE SOOTHING VIDEO OF CRABS DANCING IS EXTREMELY MESMERIZING, AND, DARE I SAY, ADORABLE.

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