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[klawful]

THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.

DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.

NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.

IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.

*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*

Comments

Text - UN: CentaursTesticle

[alternia_strength]

[Glob. He's embarrassed right now. Part of him is very slightly relieved about two things. One, he's not alone in this blood obsessed world full of cuttlefish wearing bipedal forms. Globbing hell, that would have been a nightmare. Two? It wasn't Eridan fucking Ampora or Gamzee fucking Makara. If he had to be stuck here with any one troll, those two would have been the very definition of hell on earth.

But still, Karkat. Seriously?]

D --> Karkat
D --> The last thing I want to l00k at on swimming out of the ocean like a sea-dwelling bastard is your obsession on display for all to observe
D --> Do you realize the impression you are e%pecting these aliens to be subjected to?

D --> We can at least agree that this violation is unacceptably salacious and inappropriate

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[klawful]

(...Holy shit it has been a hot second since he's seen this atrocious fucking quirk. The last time he saw this was in some of his more humiliating memos.

He winds up actually pinching himself just to make sure he wasn't buried in some recess of unimaginable horrorterror dreamscape.)

2/3

[klawful]

(Nope. He was definitely awake. That was definitely Equius.)

3/3

[klawful]

carcinoGeneticist [CG] blocked CentaursTesticle [CT]

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[vibing]

so youre mad about the squid thing
cool

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[klawful]

WHAT.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE MAD ABOUT THE SQUID THING?
THAT IS ARGUABLY THE LEAST OFFENSIVE PART ABOUT THIS SITUATION.

text; un:scifo

[thinkfirst]

If this is about the transformation we all went through, your feelings are perfectly understandable, although perhaps something like a journal would be a better venue? I've often found that when I need to better understand my own thoughts, a less-public outlet is helpful.

It was a strange thing to adjust to, all the same. You have my sympathy.

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[klawful]

SOCIAL MEDIA WAS INVENTED FOR PEOPLE TO SCREAM INTO. IT IS NOWHERE NEARLY AS CATHARTIC TO SCREAM AT YOURSELF. TRUST ME I HAVE DONE IT ENOUGH TIMES AT THIS POINT TO REALIZE THAT VENTING ONLINE TO STRANGERS IS THE FAR HEALTHIER OPTION OF THE TWO.

IF MY FEELINGS ARE SO FAMILIAR THEN IT IS GOOD TO LET OTHERS KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT ISOLATED IN THEIR OWN FEELINGS OF DISPLACEMENT.

IT IS INCREDIBLY INVASIVE AND OFFENSIVE AND OVERLY PERSONAL. IT IS LIKE THE ULTIMATE WET DREAM OF SOCIAL INJUSTICE. IT IS NOT AN ADJUSTMENT IT IS A COMPLETE 180 ON MY SOCIAL SPHERE. THERE IS NOTHING TO ADJUST TO. I WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE SEVERAL HOURS LONG WORTH OF MENTAL BREAKDOWNS OVER THIS SITUATION.

text; UN: TripleJ

[kyley_b]

it's not targeting you especially.

and altho your mode of self expression is fucking ridiculous, i actually do agree about how shitty it feels to have your body altered without consent.

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[klawful]

I DID NOT SAY IT WAS TARGETING ME ESPECIALLY. I AM STATING THAT I FEEL ESPECIALLY TARGETED. THERE IS A SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE SENTIMENTS AND IT IS HARDLY MY FAULT YOUR INCOMPETENT THINKPAN CANNOT KEEP UP.

IT IS NOT RIDICULOUS. IT IS EXPRESSIVE AND UNIQUE AND DISTINGUISHES MY PERSONALITY AND CULTURAL LIFESTYLE. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOUR RIDICULOUS LACK OF CONSISTENCY.

I SURE FUCKING HOPE YOU DO OR I'D DEEM YOU A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.
BUT THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR YOUR EMPATHETIC VALIDATION OF MY OBVIOUSLY INCREDIBLY VALID EMOTIONS. I AM SO GLAD TO GAIN YOUR UNDERSTANDING.

(Hilariously, Karkat is being completely sincere about that. He just expresses everything he says in the worst way possible.)

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[blackmothwings]

Do you feel better now that you've had your rant?

Pls ignore this broken html 😒

[klawful]

NO I DO NOT AS MY BODY HAS STILL BEEN COMPLETELY DEFILED AND WARPED. I WAS ALREADY A FREAK OF NATURE AND NOW MORE THAN EVER BEFORE. I MAY AS WELL LAY IN THE SUN AND LET IT TAKE ME IN FIERY WOE.

text; un: harbinger

[bolstafir]

soooooo do you argue with yourself on the internet a lot or is this some kind of performance art piece

[Because seriously, that was kind of impressive.]

Phone tag means no hmtl but u can use imagination

[klawful]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I CONTINUALLY SAY STUPID SHIT THAT I LATER FIND HUMILIATING AND THEN I HAVE TO COME AND LET MYSELF KNOW HOW STUPID I AM.

IT IS TRULY EXHAUSTING.

NOTHING ABOUT ME IS ARTISTIC.

text; un: sapereaude

[killed]

[ Somebody having strong feelings on a public forum? Oh, just say it's not so! Well, he'll respond in earnest all the same: ]

Yes, I agree. I can't think of anything worse than forcibly modifying somebody's body. It seems to be common here.

I'm sorry that happened to you. How awful.

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[klawful]

I AM SO GLAD YOU HAVE FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS AND A BASIC EMOTIONAL CAPACITY TOWARDS EMPATHY. I AM TRULY TOUCHED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPASSION THAT I NEVER ASKED FOR BUT APPRECIATE ANYWAY.

WERE YOU ALSO SUBJECTED TO HORRIFIC ALTERATIONS?

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[lefthemisphere]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

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[klawful]

DO YOU LACK BASIC COGNITIVE SKILLS? NOT TO INSULT YOU IF YOU DO, BUT IT IS PRETTY FUCKING APPARENT WHY I AM SPEAKING PASSIONATELY. THIS IS A BIG DEAL.

DO YOU CARE NOTHING FOR YOUR BODILY FLUIDS BEING REPLACED WITHOUT YOUR AWARENESS OR CONSENT?

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[charlastan]

WOW! THIS IS REALLY LONG AND I DON'T CARE AT ALL!

THERE'S A WORD FOR THAT. I DUNNO SOMETHING ABOUT TEAL DEERS??

WHATEVER. ON THE UPSIDE YOU'RE NOT IMAGINING THE FEELING HATED PART BECAUSE I HATE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING I'M LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW.

[klawful]

THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING REPLY TO MY POST IF YOU DON'T CARE AT ALL? THAT'S ABOUT AS BACKWARDS AS A MEAL TUNNEL TURNED INSIDE OUT AND TWICE AS USELESS.

THERE ARE NO TEAL ANTLERED HOOFBEASTS ANYWHERE HERE. YOU ARE COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT AT BASIC OBSERVATION SKILLS. IT IS STUNNING THAT YOU MADE IT TO THE AGE OF BEING ABLE TO FORM ACTUAL WORDS. YOUR KIND MUST BE INCREDIBLY WEAK TO ALLOW ONE SUCH AS YOURSELF TO MAKE IT THIS FAR IN LIFE. ARE YOU BY CHANCE A HUMAN?

GOOD. I HOPE THIS ENVOKES FURTHER FEELING OF HATE AND I HOPE WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT, YOU ARE TERRORIZED BY THE ECHOS OF THIS CONVERSATION. I HOPE YOU IMAGINE WALLS OF GRAY TEXT WASH OVER YOUR MIND AND ROT EVERYTHING WITHIN.

BITCH.

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[wannasmash]

Are you OK???

[ He's got to be at least somewhat OK if he's willing to start flame wars on the internet. So petty... Midoriya would just scroll past, except this is a fellow Sleeper, and they share the same feelings of distress and disorientation. ]

You have every right to be upset, but I think the changes in our bodies are just a natural effect of being reincarnated here.

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[klawful]

DO I SUGGEST ANY STATE OF MIND THAT MAY BE "OKAY" TO YOU? ARE YOUR SOCIAL PERCEPTION SKILLS THAT OF A HALF-DEAD WRIGGLER?

OBVIOUSLY, I AM NOT OKAY. HISTORICALLY, I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN OKAY, MY LIFE IS A NEVERENDING CYCLE OF NOT BEING OKAY AND THIS PLACE HAS NOT IMPROVED THE NARRATIVE. THERE ARE NO TWISTS HERE: ONLY HORRIFIC CONFIRMATIONS OF A MISERABLE LIFE CONTINUING TO BE MISERABLE.

I DO NOT CARE IF THIS IS NATURAL. I WILL OBLITERATE THIS WORLD'S NATURAL STATE IF IT MEANS SACRIFICING MY ENTIRE IDENTITY. TIME ITSELF CANNOT TAKE THAT FROM ME AND NEITHER CAN WHATEVER THIS SHITTY BIOLOGICAL REWIRING.

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[unsheathedfromreality]

[Whoever's on the other end of this sounds: 1. like he's holding his Omni at arm's length, and 2. like the microphone on the thing is absolutely shitty. Just a total piece of garbage microphone.]

How do you plan to have that retribution, and on what will you visit it?

[Not a whom.]

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[klawful]

I HAVE NOT DECIDED YET. I FIRST MUST STUDY MY ENEMY AND PLAN THE APPROPRIATE COURSE OF ACTION BASED ON THEIR WEAKNESSES, OBVIOUSLY.

ALTHOUGH I AM FALTERING AT HOW TO THINK OF ADJUSTING THE BIOLOGICAL CHANGES. THAT GIVES ME GREAT DESPAIR TO EVEN THINK ABOUT.

text; username: grollschwert

[hauntedsavior]

So like you did angry podcasts where you're from, right?
Ben? Jordan? Stefan? That you?

omfg///

[klawful]

I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THESE EXTREMELY BLAND HUMAN NAMES YOU THROW AT ME.

BUT I DID NOT DO PODCASTS. I MOSTLY DID TEXT MEMOS THAT MY WORTHLESS FRIENDS NEVER APPRECIATED. THEY PROBABLY SKIMMED THEM AT BEST.

text | un: 🐟 wanda

[explosion]

[ wow ]

YOU COME OFF VERY STRONG TO ME.

VERY INTIMIDATING. I WOULD NOT WANT TO GET INTO A SOCIAL MEDIA FIGHT WITH YOU.

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[klawful]

THAT IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE HEARD THAT IF YOU COULD BELIEVE IT. I AM OFTEN TOLD THAT I AM...*INTENSE*. BUT INTENSITY, IN MY OPINION, IS A BRUTE DISPLAY OF ABSOLUTE STRENGTH AND SHOWS THAT PEOPLE ARE CLEARLY INTIMIDATED BY MY ONLINE PRESENCE.

(Karkat you are so full of shit.)

SO YOU ARE COMPLETELY CORRECT, YES, I AM EXTREMELY INTIMIDATING AND I AM GLAD SOMEONE HAS FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THIS. YOU ARE FAR LESS STUPID THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON AND I ADMIRE THAT IN YOU, AS I ADMIRE THE BRAVERY IT TAKES TO APPROACH SOMEONE LIKE ME.

(Shut up!)

NO, YOU WOULD NOT. NO OFFENSE TO YOU, BUT I WOULD PROBABLY DECIMATE YOU, AS I HAVE DESTROYED COUNTLESS OTHERS. I HAVE THE STAMINA OTHERS LACK. PEOPLE GET TIRED AFTER 50 MEAGER COMMENTS, BUT I WILL GLADLY GO INTO THE HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS IF I MUST TO PROVE A POINT.

(This just isn't the bragging point he thinks it is.)

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[azurestar]

man, that was A LOT
but i guess i've seen worse ways to cope

sooo is this like a normal post for you? oooor

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[klawful]

I AM NOT COPING I AM MERELY STATING FACTS. FACTS OF WHICH ARE HORRIFYING AND SHOULD BE STATED. AS I HAVE DONE.

I BELIEVE THAT I AM BEING QUITE CONCISE AND TO THE POINT IN THIS POST. I WITHHELD MANY URGES TO PROVIDE ADDITIONAL INSULTS. WHICH, I KNOW, IS INCREDIBLY ADMIRABLE OF ME, THANK YOU.

text | un: agentmothman also oh boy here we go

[zib]

[For a long moment, when Zib first sees this message, he very nearly has an honest to god panic attack. The capitalization and personality behind the words are so much like Zim, shouting his annoyances into the void over body changes and "emotions being for weaker people than him" just has this poor kid reeling of fear... and hatred, and relief that finally, he can get back to fighting against the Irken...

But then, he forces himself to really properly read the words again to prepare for his comeback, and... falters, because wow, that sure is a lot of swearing. And Zim wasn't the type to swear, or even have insults that were really that explicit or clever.

As such, he is a bit wrong-footed here when Zib finally responds to Karkat.]

Just who are you, anyway? Are you some kind of alien or something that's never talked to people properly before?

text ...I was really hoping we'd get to tag omg

[klawful]

MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND YES, I AM LITERALLY A FUCKING ALIEN. AN ALTERNIAN TROLL TO BE SPECIFIC. TECHNICALLY ALL BEINGS FROM DIFFERENT UNIVERSES ARE "ALIEN" SO YOU ARE AS MUCH OF AN ALIEN AS I AM.

IF BY "PEOPLE" YOU MEAN "HUMANS" THEN I HAVE HAD LIMITED EXPERiENCE WITH THEM AND THEIR SENSITIVE CULTURE.

(Though well explored with the ones he did know, but they were just about as socially inept as he was. But it sure as hell wasn't like Karkat had anything to hide what or who he was. It wasn't as if this was his first time around the rodeo meeting a human for the first time, but it's been a while. He forgot how shocking his existence could be to someone.)

text; un: techgod

[brandnewtech]

This is the greatest fucking post I've seen in quite a while. Always good to see someone not afraid to vaguespeak their mind in capslock. No sarcasm. That's exactly what social media is for.

Undeniably golden.

Fuck censorship. Fuck this whole current situation and the post-apocalyptic vehicle it rode in on. And I'm pretty sure it's about to get so much worse around here.

can't believe tech boy out here aboutta meet his most devote follower

[klawful]

(Finally. Someone who actually got it.)

I HAD BEGUN TO SUSPECT THAT THIS NETWORK WAS FILLED WITH FROTHING FROND FUCKERS TOO DELICATE FOR THEIR OWN GOOD. YOU ARE EXACTLY RIGHT. SOCIAL MEDIA IS THE PERFECT PLATFORM FOR COMPLETE AND TOTAL SELF-EXPRESSIONISM. HOW DARE PEOPLE ATTEMPT TO SHAME ANYONE AWAY FROM IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HALF THESE PEOPLE EVEN RESIST OVERSHARING AT ALL TIMES. I HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO NOT MAKE THREE MORE POSTS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS ONE.

CENSORSHIP IS A PLAGUE ON RELATIONSHIPS AND COMMUNICATION AS A WHOLE. WHO THE FUCK EVEN THOUGHT THAT ONE UP? ACTUALLY, I KNOW WHO. OPPRESSIVE COWARDS WHO ARE AFRAID PEOPLE WILL LEARN THE LANGUAGE THAT EDUCATES THEM ABOUT HOW SHITTY THEIR OWN LIVES ARE.

AND YES, FUCK THIS SITUATION. THOROUGHLY. AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR.

I AGREE WITH YOU. I HAVE BEEN HAVING HORRIFIC VISIONS OF BLOOD SPEWING FROM HOLES I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF. IT'S A NIGHTMARE WAITING TO HAPPEN.

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[onekindsoul]

You sure you don't need any tissues, bro?
You seem awfully upset.
We can keep it a secret it you want to keep up the tough guy act.

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[klawful]

OF COURSE I AM FUCKING UPSET. WHO IN THE HELL WOULDN'T BE? SOME PERVERT SUCKED MY BLOOD OUT AND REPLACED IT!!!!

BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.

WHAT TOUGH GUY ACT? OH. I SEE. NO, IDIOT SANDWICH, I AM NOT AFRAID TO EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS. I AM NOT A HUMAN WHO IS SO INSECURE AS TO FEEL LIKE PEOPLE KNOWING I'M UPSET MIGHT CAUSE SOME NONEXISTENT TURMOIL. PEOPLE CAN DEAL WITH ME SCREAMING. IT IS MY FUCKING RIGHT AS A LIVING CREATURE TO SCREAM WHEN I WANT TO.

I AM NOT CRYING. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR TISSUES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR DIGESTIVE HOLE.