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THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*

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No, I let the authorities handle it. I wouldn't want to go to jail for someone like that. I suppose karma must have gotten him, though. He spent the remainder of his life in a jail cell before dying miserably. Well, I suppose that's just what happens when you live life like that.
What a wonderful idea! Why, thank you, I'll have to try something like that out. A story with drama, romance, jealousy, and poetic justice in the end... Yes, I think that will work quite nicely.
Haha, I have to agree with you there. Do you think that having a robot body would be better? At least then you wouldn't have to worry about bleeding out.. Though I suppose you'd still need to charge.
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THAT IS SLIGHTLY ANTICLIMATIC AND DISAPPOINTING. HUMAN JUSTICE IS SO FLIMSY AND DULL. I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY YOU PUT EACH OTHER IN CAGES AND FEEL LIKE IT SUITABLY MATCHES A WIDE VARIETY OF CRIMES. I GUESS HIM DYING MISERABLY IS A SMALL COMFORT YOU CAN SLEEP WITH.
IT IS A WONDERFUL IDEA. YOU HAVE AMAZING TASTE. THANK YOU.
(Okay, he is kind of blushing now. But only because most people made fun of him for his romantic notions. What are compliments and what are you supposed to do with them?)
I DO NOT KNOW. ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS WENT FROM BEING ALIVE TO BEING DEAD AND THEN HER SOUL WAS FORCED INTO A ROBOT BY ONE OF OUR OTHER CREEPOID FRIENDS. I THINK SHE HATED BEING CONFINED TO THE METAL FLESHSUIT OF A ROBOT. I THINK IT WOULD CAUSE A LOT OF PERSONAL AUTONOMY FEELINGS, WHICH, ADMITTEDLY, I AM VERY VULNERABLE TO. OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH OUR BODIES ARE IMPORTANT. MAYBE I WOULD NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BLEEDING OUT, BUT I WOULD NOT KNOW HOW TO FEEL A BODY THAT CANNOT BLEED WHEN BLEEDING AND BLOOD HAS SHAPED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE ALREADY.
I GUESS I WOULD FEEL BEREFT.