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THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.

DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.

NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.

IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.

*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*

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[Glob. He's embarrassed right now. Part of him is very slightly relieved about two things. One, he's not alone in this blood obsessed world full of cuttlefish wearing bipedal forms. Globbing hell, that would have been a nightmare. Two? It wasn't Eridan fucking Ampora or Gamzee fucking Makara. If he had to be stuck here with any one troll, those two would have been the very definition of hell on earth.

But still, Karkat. Seriously?]

D --> Karkat
D --> The last thing I want to l00k at on swimming out of the ocean like a sea-dwelling bastard is your obsession on display for all to observe
D --> Do you realize the impression you are e%pecting these aliens to be subjected to?

D --> We can at least agree that this violation is unacceptably salacious and inappropriate

(...Holy shit it has been a hot second since he's seen this atrocious fucking quirk. The last time he saw this was in some of his more humiliating memos.

He winds up actually pinching himself just to make sure he wasn't buried in some recess of unimaginable horrorterror dreamscape.)

Edited (icons) 2021-10-06 01:08 (UTC)

(Nope. He was definitely awake. That was definitely Equius.)

carcinoGeneticist [CG] blocked CentaursTesticle [CT]

D --> Oh l00k
D --> How positively predictable

SYSTEM MESSAGE: We're sorry, but the user does not wish to receive messages from you.

[Wait for it... 3... 2...]

(Just as predictably, Karkat can't physically resist the urge to Talk At Equius, so only five minutes pass before the block is lifted:)

SO WHICH DOOMED TIMELINE ARE YOU FROM? I AM MAKING GENERALIZED ASSUMPTIONS HERE BUT FROM THE MANY VARIATIONS OF YOU I HAVE PERSONALLY WITNESSED I FEEL LIKE THIS GENERALIZATION IS SUPPORTED BY A STRONG THEORY.

YOU ARE QUANTIFIABLY FUCKED. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU CONTINUE TO BE FUCKED.

(Karkat, can you really talk right now?)

[Give him a second. Doomed timelines required remembering conversations with Aradia and the few times he and Sollux actually chatted. The lowblood and he didn't get along very well, after all. Mutter mutter. Ah, right. This had to do with the corpse parties didn't it? And the whole Dream Bubble thing.]

D --> It would beh00ve you not to make t00 many classic assumptions Vantas
D --> But to satiate your e%ceptionally unnecessary curiosity
D --> The Highbl00d embraced his nature as Bard of Rage and the Prince d00med our race in a whiny fit before being bisected by the Jade bl00d
D --> This was what was related to me by others after my e%piration at least

D --> That was at almost a sweep ago so you will have to e%cuse me if I don't remember details related by others

[So... uh... it was technically a doomed timeline when he died, but then John happened, and his was the Alpha timeline.]

SWEET TROLL JEGUS.
BEFORE WE DELVE INTO THIS HORRIBLE RELATIONSHIP I CANNOT EMPHASIZE ENOUGH HOW INSUFFERABLE I FIND YOU TO BE. I COULD HAVE LIVED A HUNDRED MORE SWEEPS HAPPILY WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO TOLERATE YOUR OUTSTANDINGLY GAPING NOOK OF A PERSONALITY.

NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY.

I SEE. THAT'S FAR BACK FOR ME TOO. I AM NOW 9 SWEEPS WHICH MAKES ME SIGNIFICANTLY SUPERIOR TO YOU IN LITERALLY EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. INCLUDING THE TIMELINE I AM FROM. WE ARE SUCCESSFUL IN OURS. AS SUCCESSFUL AS ONE CAN BE AFTER RIDDLING A UNIVERSE WITH CANCER, I GUESS.

[Man, this was so familiar. Fidget, fidget. Dab dab. Karkat was definitely, probably, almost certainly not flirting as he described him in such negative tones. Nope, he knew better, even if the idea was so painfully salacious he had to.

Dab dab. thankfully he had a towel.]

D --> I should chastise you for your impertinence Vantas
D --> But in what sense is this e%coriation e%ceptionally different from your usual f00lish speech

D --> Now that the traditional pleasantries are out of the way

D --> Our personal timelines are separated in that case
D --> The strife had concluded after a sweep of battle against the forces of Surt
D --> Which means that if your memories are solely of one divertive investiture then it t00k you 3 sweeps to finish the job
D --> Dare I inquire how you accomplished what you were convinced was impossible
D --> Serket indicated that the timeline had achieved catastrophic f00lishness

JUST TRY IT, ZAHHAK, AND I WILL BREAK YOUR OTHER HORN OFF. THERE IS NOTHING FOOLISH ABOUT MY SPEECH EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE YOU DECIDE TO RESPOND TO IT. BUT IN THAT CASE, IT IS *YOUR* SPEECH THAT IS FOOLISH, NOT MINE, SO HA, FUCK YOU.

AS MUCH AS I WANT TO TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH YOU (WHICH I DO *NOT* WANT TO DO - NOTHING SOUNDS WORSE THAN TAKING A TRIP WITH YOU ANYWHERE) I CANNOT EMPHASIZE HOW MUCH I DO NOT WANT TO REHASH THE ABSOLUTE CLUSTERFUCK OF THAT STORY WITH YOU. IT WOULD TAKE SEVERAL HOURS, MAYBE EVEN DAYS, TO DO IT ANY JUSTICE. THERE ARE MANY FOLDS TO THIS FABRIC AND I'M NOT A FUCKING SEAMSTRESS SO THEY ARE GOING TO STAY WRINKLED.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, IS WHERE IN OUR TIMELINES OPENED UP TO WHEREVER THE FUCK WE ARE NOW? CLEARLY, WE HAVE BOTH DIVERGED ONTO SOME SORT OF LINEAR TIMELINE AND WOUND UP IN THE SAME PLACE. BOTH FROM FUTURE VARIATIONS OF OUR OWN TIMELINES AND DISTANCED FROM THE GAME. I HAVE SEEN NO ONE ELSE BUT YOUR MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR AN EXISTENCE. THOUGH THE BEACH WAS SLIGHTLY EMBARASSING TO BEHOLD.

(So many tentacles.)

D --> Ah yes the f00lish part is assuming I can get this information from you
D --> You do generate such a vomitous mass of mandible flapping that it might take us until another apocalypse
D --> Forget I inquired on the subject
D --> I will acquire the necessary information through other methodologies

D --> I confess I am shocked that you have not figured it out
D --> It t00k you no time to e%pound on timelines
D --> Why have you not considered the STRONG possibility of alternate realities
D --> This is the third game I have participated in at this point
D --> You have no idea how tiring it is to have this e%ceptionally predictable conversational format again and again
D --> Every time I l00k and find you engaging your chitinous windhole about your usual obsessions

D --> This is where you feign e%cruciating levels of disbelief and accuse me of pulling your frond before blocking me
D --> I e%pect to continue our conversation in a short time
D --> When your curiosity overwhelms your irritation

Edited 2021-10-06 03:07 (UTC)

LISTEN, HOOFBEASTFUCKER, MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL WRITE YOU UP THE EPIC STORY OF HOW WE WHOOPED ASS AND SAVED THE MASSES AT THE SACRIFICE OF HUNDREDS OF DOOMED TIMELINES, BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY. TOMORROW IS NOT EVEN THAT DAY. OR THE NEXT DAY. THIS WEEKEND PROBABLY IS OFF THE TABLE.
HOLD YOUR BREATH.

THAT WAS NOT A JOKE ABOUT YOUR DEATH, BUT NOW THAT I AM THINKING ABOUT IT, IT IS FUNNY. OBVIOUSLY, YOU ARE ALIVE SO THIS ISN'T OFFENSIVE.

(Yeah, Karkat, that's how that works.)

I AM NOT DENYING THE POSSIBILITY OF ALTERNATE REALITIES, YOU WORTHLESS CROTCHSTAIN. I AM MERELY STATING THAT WHEN FOLLOWING MOST TIMELINES I AT LEAST REMEMBER ENOUGH OF IT TO SEE WHERE THE DIVERGENCE BEGAN. LIKE A DEATH OR A COLOSSAL FUCK-UP OF SOME SORT. THIS IS AN UNUSUAL ALTERNATIVE ROUTE. I DID NOT DO ANYTHING WILD OR STUPID TO GET HERE.
NOT THAT I CAN REMEMBER ANYWAY.
NOW I AM REALIZING HOW STUPID IT IS TO DEPEND ON ONE'S OWN MEMORY TO DETERMINE THE COURSE OF ONE'S OWN LIFE. GOD, I'M ALMOST AS WORTHLESS AS YOU ARE.

*YOU* ARE PREDICTABLE YOU ROTTEN SPHINCTER. YOUR EXISTENCE IS ABOUT AS WORN DOWN AS A GRATUITOUS SEEKER OF PHYSICAL COMFORTS AND RELATIONS. I AM NOT PREDICTABLE. I HAVE GROWN AND MATURED. I AM NOT THE TROLL YOU ONCE KNEW. I AM AN ADULT, BITCH.

I WILL PROVE HOW MATURE AND GROWN I HAVE BECOME BY RESISTING THE CHILDISH URGE TO BLOCK
YOUR ASS AND IGNORE YOUR EXISTENCE ON THE STREETS. LOOK AT MY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. IT IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE.
SEE. MY IRRITATION IS FULLY UNDER CONTROL. IT'S SO UNDER CONTROL IT'S DOMESTICATED.

[Huh... he didn't block Equius. That was ... wait, was that a choking crack? Equius was almost insulted, but then... he hadn't mentioned being choked by his own bow, had he?]

D --> We are from the e%act same timeline I see
D --> You are forgiven for that e%tremely p00rly timed joke at the e%pense of my demise
D --> Given that it confirms my suspicions as most d00med timelines never made an appearance in the Holy Hive
D --> Based upon the Cerulean's commentary I assume some sort of temporal shenanigan had to be invoked to solve the situation
D --> It was otherwise unfi%able according to her and she is not known for her personal pessimism

D --> I see that you cannot stop reminding people repeatedly of your improvements
D --> But I will acknowledge there is some small improvement if you are capable of continuing our little discussion

D --> This is probably another game
D --> Others may be along shortly if it is like the Holy Hive of Asgard
D --> The temporal shenanigans may give you hives
D --> They are were a frequent pain in the think pan to e%plain
D --> I actually began to envy having you around at times since you never cease being willing to shout e%planations at people
D --> It used to save me precious evenings of time when you were around

JUST SLIGHTLY OFF KILTER, I GUESS. IT WOULD APPEAR AS THOUGH I AM FROM THE SUPERIOR FUTURE OF OUR COLLECTIVE FUTURE.
IT IS NOT A POORLY TIMED JOKE IT WAS PERFECTLY EXECUTED. JUST LIKE YOU WERE.

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, DUDE.

PEOPLE SHOULD BE FORTHCOMING IN THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND PERSONAL GROWTHS. IF THERE IS ANYTHING WORTH CELEBRATING IN LIFE IT IS HOW DEEP YOU HAVE BURIED YOUR OWN SHITTY SELF. GRANTED, IF I HAD THE SAY IN WHAT WAS TO BE DONE WITH MY OWN BODY, I WOULD FEED IT TO MAGGOTS, BUT THE DEAD CANNOT BE CHOOSERS.
IT IS AN ENORMOUS IMPROVEMENT.
YOU SEEM SLIGHTLY LESS INSUFFERABLE YOURSELF. DO NOT MISTAKE THAT FOR A COMPLIMENT. I AM MERELY ACKNOWLEDGING AN APPARENT FACT SINCE I DO NOT FEEL ESPECIALLY HATEFUL OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

WELL GUESS WHAT, HERE I AM, AND I AM NOT ABOUT TO BE YOUR MOUTHPIECE. I KNOW NOTHING OF THIS PLACE. MY OWN THINK PAN IS FRIED AND SUNNY SIDE UP. THERE IS NOTHING I WILL BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN TO ANYONE WORTH ANYTHING.
I HAVE ONLY BEEN HERE TWO HOURS AND ALREADY I HAVE FAILED SOMEONE'S EXPECTATIONS OF ME. THANK YOU FOR THAT.

Edited 2021-10-06 04:40 (UTC)

D --> It would appear as such
D --> I am in no m00d to repeatedly e%pound upon the Highbl00d's murders
D --> Let us leave his actions in the past and I will not inquire deeper into whose STRENGTH was needed to preserve your spinal crevice as you cannot perform temporal shenanigans yourself

[Totally calling the ego out there. He knew Karkat wasn't the one who saved their butts. He was quite certain of that. If he ever found out it was John, he might actually laugh for the first time in his life.]

D --> Actions speak much louder than words
D --> But I find you marginally less irritating than in the past even if your ego is still insufferable in its own right
D --> Yes
D --> Here we are
D --> Both of us arrived at appro%imately the same time in that case
D --> Neither of us understands this game as of yet

D --> I need a towel

[Pause... Fucknuggets.]

D --> Not for the reason you assume
D --> I am still drenched in sea-water

CAN'T IMAGINE WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR OWN MURDER. I ALWAYS FIGURED YOU WOULD GET OFF ON THAT EXPERIENCE. BUT I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT IT EITHER, SO CONSIDER IT FORGOTTEN AND COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE SATISFACTION OF MY OWN LIFE.

GET FUCKED. I MANAGED ALL OF YOU ABSOLUTE CHODES.

I DARE ACTIONS TO SPEAK LOUDER THAN I CAN SPEAK.

I AM SO BEYOND FLATTERED THAT I HAVE FINALLY GAINED YOUR APPROVAL. OH WAIT. NO, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! FOR THE RECORD I DO NOT BELIEVE OUR WINDING UP HERE AT THE SAME TIME AFTER SO MANY SWEEPS OF NOT ACTUALLY SEEING EACH OTHER MEANS ANYTHING. THIS IS, IN MY OPINION, COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL.

OF FUCKING COURSE YOU DO.

SURE, WHATEVER YOU SAY, PERVERT.
DID YOU GET THE BAG? THERE SHOULD BE SOME BAG. IT IS THIS GAME'S SIGNIFICANTLY LESS CONVENIENT VERSION OF A SYLLADEX, I THINK. THERE WON'T BE A TOWEL IN IT BUT THERE WILL BE ROBES WHICH ARE AS GOOD AS A TOWEL WHEN IT COMES TO SOAKING UP MOISTURE, I ASSUME.

[He totally HAD gotten off at the time, but he wasn't about to actually admit that right now. Since that time, he'd become embarrassed by just about everything involving the clown, after all.]

D --> Of course you managed us
D --> That is functionally the purpose we e%plicitly gave you in permitting you leadership
D --> Against my preferences as I recall, though I admit your continued e%istence speaks to the error of my judgment at the time
D --> But a General is not the hero who fi%es things
D --> They are the one who sends someone more capable to serve as the t00l

D --> But that's mere semantics
D --> Which it appears I only engage in around you

D --> You were e%tremely insufferable in Asgard, I assure you
D --> Even you should remember what arguing with you is like, Karkat
D --> Especially when you don't know what you are flapping your mandibles about but feel a need to posture for appearances sake
D --> Which you always do

[Pot. Kettle.]

D --> It is utter coincidence
D --> Even gods are incapable of the kind of engineering to intentionally put us together
D --> I cannot conceive a more f00lish pairing
D --> That does not involve an insufferable sea-dweller

D --> My current towel requires drying
D --> There was a great deal of seawater
D --> I will just have to alchemize another
D --> Give me a second to find pen and paper.

EXCUSE THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF YOU. YOU DID NOT GIVE ME "PERMISSION." I DID NOT NEED YOUR COLLECTIVE PERMISSION. NONE OF YOU NOOKSUCKERS WOULD HAVE EVER DONE HALF OF WHAT I DID FOR THE TEAM.

I FEEL SO GODDAMN LUCKY THAT I AM YOUR EXCEPTION.
THAT WAS SARCASM, BY THE WAY, AS I FEEL THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF LUCKY RIGHT NOW.

UNFORTUNATELY, I REMEMBER WHAT THAT IS LIKE EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY GLOBBING LIFE. AS IF YOU'RE ANY BETTER, YOU LECHEROUS BOTTOMFEEDER. YOU PRACTICALLY INVENTED POSTURING.

THERE IS NO PAIRING OF YOU AND ME. WE ARE EXISTING IN THE SAME PROXIMITY. SCRAPE WHATEVER BLACK NOTIONS YOU MAY BE HARBORING AND EAT THEM BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY ANY PART OF ME IS GETTING INSIDE OF YOU IS THROUGH YOUR OWN MENTAL DIGESTION.

DON'T FUCKING BOTHER. THE LAST THING THIS WORLD NEEDS IS YOUR FOUL BODILY FLUIDS MIXING WITH THE OCEAN AND DRIPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE. I WILL JUST BRING YOU SOMETHING TO DRY OFF WITH. THIS IS NOT A GESTURE OF KINDNESS. IT IS ONE OF CONVENIENCE FOR MY OWN MENTAL SAKE.

[Glob damnit, he'd said pairing hadn't he? Uuuugh. He wiped the sweat off his forehead a second after the towel popped into existence from the pen and paper, growling. Great Troll Jesus. It was always like this wasn't it? He tried not to sweat more because it sounded like he was ordering him around, again.]

D --> Tacit Permission through inaction is yet permission
D --> But this is e%actly what I mean when I say semantics
D --> It is a f00lish and fruitless topic

D --> This may be hard for your think pan to wrap around but I am capable of acknowledging fault
D --> Though I will admit that convincing me to do this prior to my e%piration was like the e%cruciating process of pulling a fang from the nugbone

D --> Please do not intimate the mere possibility of such things
D --> You are without equivocation or e%ception my "type"
D --> You are simply not capable of the unbridled STRENGTH of rage I require for a kismesis
D --> If you insist on coming by bring grubloaf for the both of us if they have it in this bl00d obsessed region
D --> I have already alchemized the towel

[Wait... did he just suggest Karkat wasn't his type for any other reason than his blood type?!? The hell was going on here?]

(The absolute fuckinhg nerve-)

Who does this bucket of absolute frothing horseshit think he is-

(Karkat screeches this out loud to absolutely no one in his cave. The hermit crab nestled in his hair grabs onto a thick lock for balance as Karkat begins to writhe.)

(FUCKING SWEATY OVERZEALOUS SELF-RIGHTEOUS PUNGENT DETESTABLE EXCUSE FOR A -)

(For a second all he does is smash mindlessly at his Omni for at least three minutes straight before abruptly deleting it all.

You have MATURED and are no longer prone to devolving into long-winded streams of insults thrown at those who annoy you. You are an ADULT now and it is time to be the BIGGER TROLL even if you are physically MUCH SMALLER.

Except Goddamn It No.)

LISTEN TO ME VERY CLOSELY.

FIRST THINGS FIRST: I DO NOT WANT A FUCKING KISMESISSITUDE WITH YOU. YOU INSPIRE NOTHING BUT ORGANIC, NATURAL HATE WITHIN MY LOINS AND I SEE YOU AS A MEANINGLESS PRAWN AMONG A HERD OF MINDLESS PRETENTIOUS HIGHBLOODED SACKS OF ROTTEN SHAMEGLOBES.

YOU THINK IT IS ME WHO IS NOT A FIT FOR YOU, BUT THE REALITY IS YOU ARE NOT A FIT FOR ME. YOU ARE STILL STUCK ON WRIGGLER LEVEL THINKING OF BELIEVING PHYSIQUE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES A WELL-BALANCED KISMESISSITUDE AND IF I AM BEING BLUNT, THAT IS QUITE SAD FOR YOU. A GOOD BLACK ROMANCE GOES BEYOND THE PHYSICAL CHALLENGE BUT THE EMOTIONAL CHALLENGE OF UTTER HATRED. THERE ARE PLENTY OF ASSHOLES WHO COULD SNAP YOUR SPINE IN TWO BUT THAT WOULD HARDLY MAKE THEM A MORE SUITABLE CANDIDTATE.

MAYBE I AM NOT AS STRONG AS YOU, BUT WHAT I LACK FOR IN STRENGTH I MAKE UP FOR IN A SLEW OF WAYS THAT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER SHARE SUCH DEEP EXPLOITS OF HATRED WITH YOU LIKE THAT. YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE ENTITLED TO KNOWING THAT PART OF ME AND YOU CAN DIE THINKING I'M NOT VIABLE FOR BLACK ROMANCE BECAUSE I AM TOO SMALL AND TOO WEAK.

YOU, LIKE SEVERAL BEFORE YOU, HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE MISSING. AND I AM NOT GOING TO ENLIGHTEN YOU BECAUSE SECOND THING FINALLY: YOU AREN'T MY TYPE EITHER. YOU DON'T MEET *MY* FUCKING REQUIREMENTS.

(Karkat...Is actually noticing the lack of blood-based insults here. Which...He is now suddenly suspicious of. And paranoid. Did Equius somehow figure out his new issue? But he had been so careful (besides making such a transparent post about why he was upset).)

JUST SO WE ARE CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR HERE, YOU ARE SUGGESTING IT IS MY PHYSICAL BODY AND CAPABILITY THAT TURNS YOU OFF FROM A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. AND NOTHING ELSE? LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE ABOUT MY PHYSICAL ESSENCE THAT MAKES ME A LOWLY MATCH FOR YOU?

(Is he baiting Equius to say something? Yes, but mostly because he had no idea how else to even handle this.)

I HAVE MAGGOTS AND THAT'S ABOUT AS GOOD AS YOU'RE GOING TO GET RIGHT NOW.

Edited 2021-10-07 03:53 (UTC)

[What the globbing hell? How had he just gotten that ungrateful, loud-mouthed idiot to so completely. Oh sweet troll jesus! He needed to towel off from the sheer insanity of the mere presumption to think ...

Did he think this was about MUSCLES?!?]

... I can't believe I forgot how unbelievably dense Karkat could be! GAH!

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