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text | un: CARCINOGENETICIST
THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
Re: done
D --> Shut your protein chute while I think of one that is not e%ceptionally unconstructive
CentaursTesticle [CT] blocked carcinoGeneticist [CG]
Re: done
1/2
A rock crushed in his hand.
Well, shit. Eh, it would have to do. He unblocked Karkat. It had been, what, ten minutes? He'd probably shouted himself hoarse by now. No, probably not.]
2/2 - Private
D --> We are not speaking further about quadrants as it will end p00rly
D --> However suffice it to say it has little to do with your musculature
D --> The last person to get that kind of a rise out of me had less of that than Tavros
D --> You simply are not the kind of rage I require
D --> I do however apologize for the typo earlier
D --> We are in agreement that neither is the other's "type"
D --> As if that were not e%cruciatingly obvious when we were grublings
D --> Enough of that
And suddenly the message was set to Private
D --> Since you are so obsessed with not speaking publicly about things related to the hemospectrum
D --> No
D --> Your bl00d color has e%actly zero to do with our incompatibility though your continued obsession with the topic is a bit grating
D --> Yes I am well aware of my own former obsessions
D --> This is not about the color of your bl00d you ignoramus
D --> I just don't think I could manage to suffer through more than a shouting match with you
D --> It's not especially arousing even if it is a salacious enough thought to make me perspire
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At least he's beginning to settle down as he pieces things together. He hadn't been lying when he said he didn't feel that way about Equius. It was probably his billionth blunder with quadrant interactions. Even older, he still struggled there, and maturity would probably never change that.
Still.
No one liked to be told that they weren't someone's type - most of all Karkat who was still viciously sensitive about how compatible he was with others. Hurt pride aside, there was something fundamentally more important here.
When it clicks, it clicks loudly.)
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
YOUR BLOOD COLOR ISN'T INDIGO ANYMORE. THAT'S TOTALLY IT ISN'T IT.
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...
Interesting.]
D --> Is your nugbone somehow affi%ed incorrectly to your protein chute
D --> Or did you take a blow to your think pan
D --> I realize that in my youth I was focused on the primacy of my bl00dline Karkat
D --> I am intimately aware of that
D --> But in case it has escaped your notice
D --> While this is not f00lpr00f and old habits die e%cruciatingly long deaths
D --> I have in fact managed to stop obsessing over the color of peoples bl00d
D --> You may thank my moirail and Aradia if you see them
D --> Or her Imperious Condescension for disabusing me of any merit in believing in the inherent purity of royal bl00dlines
D --> That hair product obsessed madwoman disabused me of a great deal of my former way of thinking thank you
D --> My bl00d is unchanged and still a lovely shade of indigo the last I saw it.
cw: caste systems/heavy themes of persecution/discrimination
OKAY. YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD SOME DEVELOPED, MORE CONSISTENT AND POSITIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH ME FROM WHATEVER PLACE YOU CAME FROM, BUT I NEVER HAD ANY OF THAT DEVELOPMENT WITH YOU.
MY LAST IMPRESSION OF YOU WAS YOU MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A LITERAL PLAGUE BECAUSE OF MY BLOOD AND YOU DEMEANING ME CONSTANTLY BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I COULDN'T HELP. JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD YEARS OF GROWTH TO OVERCOME YOUR OWN SHITTY BIGOTRY DOESN'T MAGICALLY ERASE THE DAMAGE YOU DID BECAUSE OF IT. I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE HATING MYSELF BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OVER IT, DOESN'T MEAN I'M OVER IT. SO YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT "WOW KARKAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STILL THINK I'M INVESTED IN OUR ARCHAIC BLOOD CASTE SYSTEM."
MY NUGBONE ISN'T IMPAIRED. I GREW UP IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES THAN YOUR PRIVILEGED WASTE OF SKIN. IF YOU'RE SO FUCKING AWARE OF THAT, MAYBE YOU WOULD BE MORE FINELY INTUNED WITH WHY I MIGHT BE SO SENSITIVE TO YOUR BULLSHIT. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU STOPPED BEING A SHITTY PERSON. I DON'T REALLY NEED TO FORGIVE YOU OR DECIDE TO ABSOLVE YOU OF HOW YOU HAVE BEEN SHITTY TO ME.
GOOD FOR YOU AND GOOD FOR HER. IF YOU'RE THAT MUCH OF A CHANGED TROLL THEN MAYBE WE CAN RESEMBLE SOMEThING LIKE FRIENDS ONE DAY, BUT I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN JUST THROWING YOU A FUCKING BONE HERE.
SO TRAGIC YOUR HORRIBLE TRAIN FO THOUGHT WAS DISMANTLED BY BEING PROVEN HOW WORTHLESS THE HEMOSPECTRUM IS TO BEGIN WITH. GLAD YOU FUCKING CAUGHT UP TO COMMON SENSE, I GUESS.
WHATEVER.
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D --> Well that was uncharacteristically more lucid an e%planation than I am accustomed to
D --> But to clear things up no we have never been as Feferi would put it "Fronds"
D --> You had a wretched habit of disappearing and reappearing a lunar cycle later screaming and foaming at the mouth about the same thing again and again
D --> It was e%hausting which is nothing to do with your current reality
D --> I am hoping we can avoid that cyclical h00fbeast e%crement
D --> Its tiresome
D --> You will not receive apologies for the caste system being a wretched abomination of a broken culture d00med to self-cannibalization and destruction
D --> I did not create it even if I was part of it
D --> I will simply note that I am not going to denegrate you for your bl00d color and you should not obsess over your bl00d color as you once did
D --> It was never healthy for either of us I e%pect
D --> But Nepeta would wish me to apologize for perpetuating the system
D --> So I will apologize for needing to meet our wretched e%cuse for an empress to realize what should have been patently obvious long ago
D --> I spent aa sweep in a functioning society Karkat
D --> You have no idea how much a f00l she l00ked there
D --> It was as embarrassing as it was e%tremely dangerous in her mental instabilities
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AND I GUESS NEITHER ARE YOU. I DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, BUT I WOULD NOT MIND SOME FORM OF CIVIL RELATIONSHIP WHERE WE MUTUALLY AGREE THAT OUR ATTEMPTS AT MURDERING EACH OTHER CAN BE ON THE LOWER END OF THE SPECTRUM. I CANNOT MAKE ANY PROMISES ON THAT AND I WON'T EXPECT YOU TO EITHER.
I REALLY CANNOT HELP WHATEVER FUCKING VARIATION OF ME FUCKED AROUND IN YOUR WORLD LIKE THAT SO. THAT SUCKS.
I DO NOT CARE IF YOU DID NOT CREATE IT. JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T CREATE A BAD THING DOESN'T MEAN YOU DIDN'T DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTE TO IT CONTINUING TO BE A PROBLEM, DIPSHIT.
OH MY GLOB. YOU ARE *SO* FUCKING RIGHT! WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF SIMPLY NOT BEING BOTHERED BY MY BLOOD! HOLY HUMPING HORNY HARES YOU HAVE COMPLETELY CHANGED MY OUTLOOK ON LIFE. IF I HAD KNOWN ALL I HAD TO DO WAS THINK TO MYSELF, "YOU WILL NO LONGER BE BOTHERED BY THIS" THEN MY LIFE COULD HAVE BEEN SO DIFFERENT. YOU HAVE CURED ME OF MY SELF-LOATHING. WHEREVER DID YOU LEARN THE SECRET TO DISMANTLING INTERNALIZED BLOOD HATRED?
IN CASE YOU ARE NOT AWARE, I AM BEING VERY SARCASTIC AND YOU ARE A FUCKING DIPSHIT FOR ACTING LIKE IT IS THAT SIMPLE. I WILL CONTINUE TO OBSESS OVER MY BLOOD ESPECIALLY SINCE IT IS ONCE AGAIN MORE RELEVANT THAN EVER TO OBSESS OVER IN A CITY THAT APPARENTLY FUNCTIONS ON BLOOD MAGIC.
I WILL AGREE WITH YOU THAT IT IS NOT HEALTHY. DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WORK ON IT. DAVE HAS HELPED ME GREATLY LEARN TO APPRECIATE QUALITIES OF MYSELF THAT I PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED TO BE DISGUSTING.
(The only casual drop of a possible relationship there.)
YOU NEVER DID DESERVE NEPETA.
THANKS FOR THE APOLOGY EVEN IF IT IS SLIGHTLY FORCED SOUNDING. YOU SHOULD REALLY BE APOLOGIZING FOR JUST BEING AN INSUFFERABLE BIGOT TO ME PERSONALLY, BUT WHATEVER, I WON'T ASK FOR MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES HERE.
TRUST ME, I HAVE AN IDEA OR TWO OF HOW FUCKING STUPID SHE LOOKED. THAT WITCH WAS ALWAYS OFF HER ROCKER.
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D --> Old habits die hard
D --> So far as I am aware you are the only Alternian or human I know present in this game
D --> So a certain accepted civility and tolerance will be afforded out of familiarity if nothing else
D --> Loathe as I am to admit this
D --> It is unpleasant to be surrounded by f00ls who do not understand our collective issues without frond holding
D --> I am not g00d at being sympathetic and I never will be
D --> So a forced apology of obligation is what you will be receiving today
D --> But you are right about one thing without e%planation
D --> I did not deserve a moirail as g00d as Nepeta
D --> I was fortunate to have her at all
D --> I will beat you senseless if you ever tell anyone I typed this
D --> But I miss her
[Unbeknownst to the two of them, Cloverfield's impact was already hitting him a little. He was about as sentimental as a rock, but talk of Nepeta was bringing it out with all the feelings of loneliness in this place.]
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FINE I CAN ACCEPT THAT OF YOUR SHITTY PERSONALITY. I CAN'T SAY MINE IS MUCH BETTER. I'LL TAKE THE APOLOGY. THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE IN TRUTH I SHOULD BE THANKING NEPETA FOR HER VASTLY POSITIVE INFLUENCE OVER YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.
AS LONG AS YOU ARE AWARE THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS. IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT SHE DIED BECAUSE OF YOU, I CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT A FAILURE YOU MUST CONSTANTLY FEEL LIKE. I WILL TELL NO ONE OF YOUR SOFT PATHETIC PALE FEELINGS. THEY ARE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.
WELL AND NOW MINE TO THINK ABOUT, BUT I RESPECT WHAT YOU HAD WITH HER ENOUGH TO NOT SULLY YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MEANINGLESS RELATIONSHIP GOSSIP. ANYWAY, IT ISN'T LIKE ANYONE HERE KNOWS US SO ANY GOSSIP WOULD BE UNSATISFACTORY AS I WOULD HAVE TO PROVIDE MILES OF CONTENT AND THAT IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER.
(At least Karkat is honest? The death thing probably would seem harsh to a human, but to trolls, death was commonplace. It didn't make it less sad, but Karkat didn't really think anything of mentioning it. If their positions were reversed, he'd honestly expect Equius to point out what a failure he was too.)
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D --> As you no doubt gathered she was a calming influence as would be e%pected
D --> She is more patient than I sometimes deserve which has taken a long time to admit
D --> A lot of things about the asteroid were e%ceedingly unfortunate
D --> But both of us moved beyond those events
D --> Living more than a sweep past your death has an impact
D --> Inevitably you realize that these humans are going to ask those uncomfortably salacious questions
D --> Congratulations
D --> The fact that I have sufficient sense to l00k at the situation and not e%plain troll romance means
D --> My vengeance is that you are stuck with your eternal task
D --> Enjoy
[That vengeance? Better than punching him in the face for rubbing it in about him getting Nepeta killed. He could deal with all the troll sex questions, thank you.]
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I HAVE ALREADY INFORMED A FEW HUMANS HERE OF OUR SPECIFIC ANATOMY.
IT IS ONLY MILDLY EMBARRASSING. I ALSO DO NOT TRUST YOU TO DO IT WITHOUT BEING ABSOLUTELY VILE SO I WILL BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPT THE TASK. YOU WOULD INEVITABLY FUCK IT UP.
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D --> Wait
D --> Relationship with one of them
D --> Did you and Josh human finally admit your fascination in each other
D --> Somehow I am not e%actly surprised to hear that
D --> These people still have the most inappropriate places for buckets
D --> Just lying around everywhere catching water
D --> It's disgusting
D --> I would not be able to get past the point of mopping my brow
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(Karkat, please use basic deductive skills...)
SHIT DO YOU MEAN FUCKING EGBERT? THAT KID IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL. OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS ALWAYS REMAINED PLATONIC ON ALL FRONTS. MY "FASCINATION" FOR HIM DIED A LONG TIME AGO WHEN I WAS STILL A STUPID CHILD WHO THOUGHT WE WERE ACTUALLY COMPATIBLE FOR EACH OTHER.
I AM IN AN EXTREMELY FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DAVE HUMAN. THE KNIGHT OF TIME. WE EXPLORE ALL THE QUADRANTS FREQUENTLY BECAUSE HE IS MAN ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME THAT THOROUGHLY.
(Yes, Karkat is bragging because obviously. He continues to brag:)
WE HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR SEVERAL SWEEPS NOW.
THE BUCKET THING IS PRETTY DISGUSTING. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY USE THAT SHIT TO CLEAN STUFF UP WITH. THEY'RE SUCH ANIMALS.
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D --> A typo
D --> I am still fumbling a bit with the settings on this and will lay the blame at my spell checker
D --> I intend to destroy it s00n
[Because it was that, and not that someone else was typing too fast at fault here, yep. You do not see the fourth wall, not at all.]D --> Wait
D --> Wait wait wait
D --> You e%plore all of the STRONGEST of emotions at once
D --> I
D --> I need to alchemize another towel
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I am not laughing so hard right now. That would be so rude.)SLOPPY BASTARD.
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY CARNAL AND GRATIFYING RELATIONSHIP OF THE LIKES YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER KNOW. DO YOU SWEAT WITH ENVY? YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD. ARE YOU JEALOUS THAT I HAVE OBTAINED THE IDEAL RELATIONSHIP THAT IS SO EMOTIONALLY STAGGERING EVEN THE GREAT GURU OF LOVE TROLL NICHOLAS SPARKS COULD NEVER HAVE FORTOLD SUCH A PERFECT ROMANCE IN ONE OF HIS MANY GOSPELS.
(Too bad he got fucking bandersnatched by time and space and thrown away from Dave!!! He's not going ot mention that part though.)
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D --> I need a towel
[Yep. That's it. You broke the idiot for a minute, there, Karkat.]
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HAHA!
MAN, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SELF-SATISFIED THAN IN THIS MOMENT.
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D --> I am going to towel off now
D --> I am blocking you for the rest of the day
D --> I would say something I e%plicitly regret
CentaursTesticle [CT] blocked carcinoGeneticist [CG]
[Yep, ya broke him. He'll unblock you tomorrow, Karkat.]