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text | un: CARCINOGENETICIST
THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
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D --> Old habits die hard
D --> So far as I am aware you are the only Alternian or human I know present in this game
D --> So a certain accepted civility and tolerance will be afforded out of familiarity if nothing else
D --> Loathe as I am to admit this
D --> It is unpleasant to be surrounded by f00ls who do not understand our collective issues without frond holding
D --> I am not g00d at being sympathetic and I never will be
D --> So a forced apology of obligation is what you will be receiving today
D --> But you are right about one thing without e%planation
D --> I did not deserve a moirail as g00d as Nepeta
D --> I was fortunate to have her at all
D --> I will beat you senseless if you ever tell anyone I typed this
D --> But I miss her
[Unbeknownst to the two of them, Cloverfield's impact was already hitting him a little. He was about as sentimental as a rock, but talk of Nepeta was bringing it out with all the feelings of loneliness in this place.]
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FINE I CAN ACCEPT THAT OF YOUR SHITTY PERSONALITY. I CAN'T SAY MINE IS MUCH BETTER. I'LL TAKE THE APOLOGY. THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE IN TRUTH I SHOULD BE THANKING NEPETA FOR HER VASTLY POSITIVE INFLUENCE OVER YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.
AS LONG AS YOU ARE AWARE THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS. IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT SHE DIED BECAUSE OF YOU, I CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT A FAILURE YOU MUST CONSTANTLY FEEL LIKE. I WILL TELL NO ONE OF YOUR SOFT PATHETIC PALE FEELINGS. THEY ARE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.
WELL AND NOW MINE TO THINK ABOUT, BUT I RESPECT WHAT YOU HAD WITH HER ENOUGH TO NOT SULLY YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MEANINGLESS RELATIONSHIP GOSSIP. ANYWAY, IT ISN'T LIKE ANYONE HERE KNOWS US SO ANY GOSSIP WOULD BE UNSATISFACTORY AS I WOULD HAVE TO PROVIDE MILES OF CONTENT AND THAT IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER.
(At least Karkat is honest? The death thing probably would seem harsh to a human, but to trolls, death was commonplace. It didn't make it less sad, but Karkat didn't really think anything of mentioning it. If their positions were reversed, he'd honestly expect Equius to point out what a failure he was too.)
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D --> As you no doubt gathered she was a calming influence as would be e%pected
D --> She is more patient than I sometimes deserve which has taken a long time to admit
D --> A lot of things about the asteroid were e%ceedingly unfortunate
D --> But both of us moved beyond those events
D --> Living more than a sweep past your death has an impact
D --> Inevitably you realize that these humans are going to ask those uncomfortably salacious questions
D --> Congratulations
D --> The fact that I have sufficient sense to l00k at the situation and not e%plain troll romance means
D --> My vengeance is that you are stuck with your eternal task
D --> Enjoy
[That vengeance? Better than punching him in the face for rubbing it in about him getting Nepeta killed. He could deal with all the troll sex questions, thank you.]
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I HAVE ALREADY INFORMED A FEW HUMANS HERE OF OUR SPECIFIC ANATOMY.
IT IS ONLY MILDLY EMBARRASSING. I ALSO DO NOT TRUST YOU TO DO IT WITHOUT BEING ABSOLUTELY VILE SO I WILL BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPT THE TASK. YOU WOULD INEVITABLY FUCK IT UP.
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D --> Wait
D --> Relationship with one of them
D --> Did you and Josh human finally admit your fascination in each other
D --> Somehow I am not e%actly surprised to hear that
D --> These people still have the most inappropriate places for buckets
D --> Just lying around everywhere catching water
D --> It's disgusting
D --> I would not be able to get past the point of mopping my brow
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(Karkat, please use basic deductive skills...)
SHIT DO YOU MEAN FUCKING EGBERT? THAT KID IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL. OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS ALWAYS REMAINED PLATONIC ON ALL FRONTS. MY "FASCINATION" FOR HIM DIED A LONG TIME AGO WHEN I WAS STILL A STUPID CHILD WHO THOUGHT WE WERE ACTUALLY COMPATIBLE FOR EACH OTHER.
I AM IN AN EXTREMELY FULFILLING RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DAVE HUMAN. THE KNIGHT OF TIME. WE EXPLORE ALL THE QUADRANTS FREQUENTLY BECAUSE HE IS MAN ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME THAT THOROUGHLY.
(Yes, Karkat is bragging because obviously. He continues to brag:)
WE HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR SEVERAL SWEEPS NOW.
THE BUCKET THING IS PRETTY DISGUSTING. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY USE THAT SHIT TO CLEAN STUFF UP WITH. THEY'RE SUCH ANIMALS.
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D --> A typo
D --> I am still fumbling a bit with the settings on this and will lay the blame at my spell checker
D --> I intend to destroy it s00n
[Because it was that, and not that someone else was typing too fast at fault here, yep. You do not see the fourth wall, not at all.]D --> Wait
D --> Wait wait wait
D --> You e%plore all of the STRONGEST of emotions at once
D --> I
D --> I need to alchemize another towel
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I am not laughing so hard right now. That would be so rude.)SLOPPY BASTARD.
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY CARNAL AND GRATIFYING RELATIONSHIP OF THE LIKES YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER KNOW. DO YOU SWEAT WITH ENVY? YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD. ARE YOU JEALOUS THAT I HAVE OBTAINED THE IDEAL RELATIONSHIP THAT IS SO EMOTIONALLY STAGGERING EVEN THE GREAT GURU OF LOVE TROLL NICHOLAS SPARKS COULD NEVER HAVE FORTOLD SUCH A PERFECT ROMANCE IN ONE OF HIS MANY GOSPELS.
(Too bad he got fucking bandersnatched by time and space and thrown away from Dave!!! He's not going ot mention that part though.)
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D --> I need a towel
[Yep. That's it. You broke the idiot for a minute, there, Karkat.]
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HAHA!
MAN, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SELF-SATISFIED THAN IN THIS MOMENT.
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D --> I am going to towel off now
D --> I am blocking you for the rest of the day
D --> I would say something I e%plicitly regret
CentaursTesticle [CT] blocked carcinoGeneticist [CG]
[Yep, ya broke him. He'll unblock you tomorrow, Karkat.]