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karkat vantas ([personal profile] klawful) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-10-05 07:52 pm

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THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.

DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.

NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.

IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.

*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[What the globbing hell? How had he just gotten that ungrateful, loud-mouthed idiot to so completely. Oh sweet troll jesus! He needed to towel off from the sheer insanity of the mere presumption to think ...

Did he think this was about MUSCLES?!?]


... I can't believe I forgot how unbelievably dense Karkat could be! GAH!
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He should forcefeed those maggots into the wrong orifice before pummeling the living hell out of ...

...

Nepeta would never forgive him if she heard about that. Breathe, Equius. Breathe. Breathe. In. Out. In. Out.]
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Re: done

[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
D --> I require a moment to formulate a proper response
D --> Shut your protein chute while I think of one that is not e%ceptionally unconstructive


CentaursTesticle [CT] blocked carcinoGeneticist [CG]
Edited 2021-10-07 04:01 (UTC)
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Breathe. In. Out. In. Out. The Salt tang of the air. It had been a while since he'd smelled it. Asgard was deep inland after all, and they hadn't visited the coast in close to a year. Not that he minded. He was landlocked personally. He could calm down... calm down...

A rock crushed in his hand.

Well, shit. Eh, it would have to do. He unblocked Karkat. It had been, what, ten minutes? He'd probably shouted himself hoarse by now. No, probably not.]
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
D --> Alright, Vantas
D --> We are not speaking further about quadrants as it will end p00rly
D --> However suffice it to say it has little to do with your musculature
D --> The last person to get that kind of a rise out of me had less of that than Tavros
D --> You simply are not the kind of rage I require

D --> I do however apologize for the typo earlier
D --> We are in agreement that neither is the other's "type"
D --> As if that were not e%cruciatingly obvious when we were grublings

D --> Enough of that


And suddenly the message was set to Private

D --> Since you are so obsessed with not speaking publicly about things related to the hemospectrum
D --> No
D --> Your bl00d color has e%actly zero to do with our incompatibility though your continued obsession with the topic is a bit grating
D --> Yes I am well aware of my own former obsessions
D --> This is not about the color of your bl00d you ignoramus
D --> I just don't think I could manage to suffer through more than a shouting match with you
D --> It's not especially arousing even if it is a salacious enough thought to make me perspire
Edited 2021-10-07 04:22 (UTC)
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Perhaps the one thing that everyone could be grateful for in this moment was that Equius did not cut himself only to find that his blood was now a blue dust that glittered with a foul rouge light. The day he found that out would be

...

Interesting.]


D --> Is your nugbone somehow affi%ed incorrectly to your protein chute
D --> Or did you take a blow to your think pan
D --> I realize that in my youth I was focused on the primacy of my bl00dline Karkat
D --> I am intimately aware of that
D --> But in case it has escaped your notice
D --> While this is not f00lpr00f and old habits die e%cruciatingly long deaths
D --> I have in fact managed to stop obsessing over the color of peoples bl00d

D --> You may thank my moirail and Aradia if you see them
D --> Or her Imperious Condescension for disabusing me of any merit in believing in the inherent purity of royal bl00dlines
D --> That hair product obsessed madwoman disabused me of a great deal of my former way of thinking thank you

D --> My bl00d is unchanged and still a lovely shade of indigo the last I saw it.
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
D --> Hmmmph
D --> Well that was uncharacteristically more lucid an e%planation than I am accustomed to
D --> But to clear things up no we have never been as Feferi would put it "Fronds"
D --> You had a wretched habit of disappearing and reappearing a lunar cycle later screaming and foaming at the mouth about the same thing again and again
D --> It was e%hausting which is nothing to do with your current reality
D --> I am hoping we can avoid that cyclical h00fbeast e%crement
D --> Its tiresome

D --> You will not receive apologies for the caste system being a wretched abomination of a broken culture d00med to self-cannibalization and destruction
D --> I did not create it even if I was part of it
D --> I will simply note that I am not going to denegrate you for your bl00d color and you should not obsess over your bl00d color as you once did
D --> It was never healthy for either of us I e%pect

D --> But Nepeta would wish me to apologize for perpetuating the system
D --> So I will apologize for needing to meet our wretched e%cuse for an empress to realize what should have been patently obvious long ago
D --> I spent aa sweep in a functioning society Karkat
D --> You have no idea how much a f00l she l00ked there

D --> It was as embarrassing as it was e%tremely dangerous in her mental instabilities
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
D --> As I have e%plicated repeatedly
D --> Old habits die hard
D --> So far as I am aware you are the only Alternian or human I know present in this game
D --> So a certain accepted civility and tolerance will be afforded out of familiarity if nothing else
D --> Loathe as I am to admit this
D --> It is unpleasant to be surrounded by f00ls who do not understand our collective issues without frond holding

D --> I am not g00d at being sympathetic and I never will be
D --> So a forced apology of obligation is what you will be receiving today
D --> But you are right about one thing without e%planation

D --> I did not deserve a moirail as g00d as Nepeta
D --> I was fortunate to have her at all
D --> I will beat you senseless if you ever tell anyone I typed this
D --> But I miss her


[Unbeknownst to the two of them, Cloverfield's impact was already hitting him a little. He was about as sentimental as a rock, but talk of Nepeta was bringing it out with all the feelings of loneliness in this place.]
Edited 2021-10-07 05:40 (UTC)
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-10 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> We had considerably longer in Asgard
D --> As you no doubt gathered she was a calming influence as would be e%pected
D --> She is more patient than I sometimes deserve which has taken a long time to admit

D --> A lot of things about the asteroid were e%ceedingly unfortunate
D --> But both of us moved beyond those events
D --> Living more than a sweep past your death has an impact

D --> Inevitably you realize that these humans are going to ask those uncomfortably salacious questions
D --> Congratulations
D --> The fact that I have sufficient sense to l00k at the situation and not e%plain troll romance means
D --> My vengeance is that you are stuck with your eternal task
D --> Enjoy


[That vengeance? Better than punching him in the face for rubbing it in about him getting Nepeta killed. He could deal with all the troll sex questions, thank you.]
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-11 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> Only you and Kanaya ever bothered so I should think you would eventually learn how
D --> Wait
D --> Relationship with one of them
D --> Did you and Josh human finally admit your fascination in each other

D --> Somehow I am not e%actly surprised to hear that
D --> These people still have the most inappropriate places for buckets
D --> Just lying around everywhere catching water
D --> It's disgusting

D --> I would not be able to get past the point of mopping my brow
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-11 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> John yes
D --> A typo
D --> I am still fumbling a bit with the settings on this and will lay the blame at my spell checker
D --> I intend to destroy it s00n


[Because it was that, and not that someone else was typing too fast at fault here, yep. You do not see the fourth wall, not at all.]

D --> Wait
D --> Wait wait wait
D --> You e%plore all of the STRONGEST of emotions at once
D --> I
D --> I need to alchemize another towel
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

D --> I need a towel

[Yep. That's it. You broke the idiot for a minute, there, Karkat.]
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-13 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

D --> I am going to towel off now
D --> I am blocking you for the rest of the day
D --> I would say something I e%plicitly regret


CentaursTesticle [CT] blocked carcinoGeneticist [CG]

[Yep, ya broke him. He'll unblock you tomorrow, Karkat.]