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karkat vantas ([personal profile] klawful) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-10-05 07:52 pm

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THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.

DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.

NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.

IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.

*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-06 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Huh... he didn't block Equius. That was ... wait, was that a choking crack? Equius was almost insulted, but then... he hadn't mentioned being choked by his own bow, had he?]

D --> We are from the e%act same timeline I see
D --> You are forgiven for that e%tremely p00rly timed joke at the e%pense of my demise
D --> Given that it confirms my suspicions as most d00med timelines never made an appearance in the Holy Hive
D --> Based upon the Cerulean's commentary I assume some sort of temporal shenanigan had to be invoked to solve the situation
D --> It was otherwise unfi%able according to her and she is not known for her personal pessimism

D --> I see that you cannot stop reminding people repeatedly of your improvements
D --> But I will acknowledge there is some small improvement if you are capable of continuing our little discussion

D --> This is probably another game
D --> Others may be along shortly if it is like the Holy Hive of Asgard
D --> The temporal shenanigans may give you hives
D --> They are were a frequent pain in the think pan to e%plain
D --> I actually began to envy having you around at times since you never cease being willing to shout e%planations at people
D --> It used to save me precious evenings of time when you were around
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-06 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> It would appear as such
D --> I am in no m00d to repeatedly e%pound upon the Highbl00d's murders
D --> Let us leave his actions in the past and I will not inquire deeper into whose STRENGTH was needed to preserve your spinal crevice as you cannot perform temporal shenanigans yourself


[Totally calling the ego out there. He knew Karkat wasn't the one who saved their butts. He was quite certain of that. If he ever found out it was John, he might actually laugh for the first time in his life.]

D --> Actions speak much louder than words
D --> But I find you marginally less irritating than in the past even if your ego is still insufferable in its own right
D --> Yes
D --> Here we are
D --> Both of us arrived at appro%imately the same time in that case
D --> Neither of us understands this game as of yet

D --> I need a towel


[Pause... Fucknuggets.]

D --> Not for the reason you assume
D --> I am still drenched in sea-water
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He totally HAD gotten off at the time, but he wasn't about to actually admit that right now. Since that time, he'd become embarrassed by just about everything involving the clown, after all.]

D --> Of course you managed us
D --> That is functionally the purpose we e%plicitly gave you in permitting you leadership
D --> Against my preferences as I recall, though I admit your continued e%istence speaks to the error of my judgment at the time
D --> But a General is not the hero who fi%es things
D --> They are the one who sends someone more capable to serve as the t00l

D --> But that's mere semantics
D --> Which it appears I only engage in around you

D --> You were e%tremely insufferable in Asgard, I assure you
D --> Even you should remember what arguing with you is like, Karkat
D --> Especially when you don't know what you are flapping your mandibles about but feel a need to posture for appearances sake
D --> Which you always do


[Pot. Kettle.]

D --> It is utter coincidence
D --> Even gods are incapable of the kind of engineering to intentionally put us together
D --> I cannot conceive a more f00lish pairing
D --> That does not involve an insufferable sea-dweller

D --> My current towel requires drying
D --> There was a great deal of seawater
D --> I will just have to alchemize another
D --> Give me a second to find pen and paper.
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Glob damnit, he'd said pairing hadn't he? Uuuugh. He wiped the sweat off his forehead a second after the towel popped into existence from the pen and paper, growling. Great Troll Jesus. It was always like this wasn't it? He tried not to sweat more because it sounded like he was ordering him around, again.]

D --> Tacit Permission through inaction is yet permission
D --> But this is e%actly what I mean when I say semantics
D --> It is a f00lish and fruitless topic

D --> This may be hard for your think pan to wrap around but I am capable of acknowledging fault
D --> Though I will admit that convincing me to do this prior to my e%piration was like the e%cruciating process of pulling a fang from the nugbone

D --> Please do not intimate the mere possibility of such things
D --> You are without equivocation or e%ception my "type"
D --> You are simply not capable of the unbridled STRENGTH of rage I require for a kismesis
D --> If you insist on coming by bring grubloaf for the both of us if they have it in this bl00d obsessed region
D --> I have already alchemized the towel


[Wait... did he just suggest Karkat wasn't his type for any other reason than his blood type?!? The hell was going on here?]
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[What the globbing hell? How had he just gotten that ungrateful, loud-mouthed idiot to so completely. Oh sweet troll jesus! He needed to towel off from the sheer insanity of the mere presumption to think ...

Did he think this was about MUSCLES?!?]


... I can't believe I forgot how unbelievably dense Karkat could be! GAH!
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He should forcefeed those maggots into the wrong orifice before pummeling the living hell out of ...

...

Nepeta would never forgive him if she heard about that. Breathe, Equius. Breathe. Breathe. In. Out. In. Out.]
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
D --> I require a moment to formulate a proper response
D --> Shut your protein chute while I think of one that is not e%ceptionally unconstructive


CentaursTesticle [CT] blocked carcinoGeneticist [CG]
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Breathe. In. Out. In. Out. The Salt tang of the air. It had been a while since he'd smelled it. Asgard was deep inland after all, and they hadn't visited the coast in close to a year. Not that he minded. He was landlocked personally. He could calm down... calm down...

A rock crushed in his hand.

Well, shit. Eh, it would have to do. He unblocked Karkat. It had been, what, ten minutes? He'd probably shouted himself hoarse by now. No, probably not.]
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
D --> Alright, Vantas
D --> We are not speaking further about quadrants as it will end p00rly
D --> However suffice it to say it has little to do with your musculature
D --> The last person to get that kind of a rise out of me had less of that than Tavros
D --> You simply are not the kind of rage I require

D --> I do however apologize for the typo earlier
D --> We are in agreement that neither is the other's "type"
D --> As if that were not e%cruciatingly obvious when we were grublings

D --> Enough of that


And suddenly the message was set to Private

D --> Since you are so obsessed with not speaking publicly about things related to the hemospectrum
D --> No
D --> Your bl00d color has e%actly zero to do with our incompatibility though your continued obsession with the topic is a bit grating
D --> Yes I am well aware of my own former obsessions
D --> This is not about the color of your bl00d you ignoramus
D --> I just don't think I could manage to suffer through more than a shouting match with you
D --> It's not especially arousing even if it is a salacious enough thought to make me perspire
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Perhaps the one thing that everyone could be grateful for in this moment was that Equius did not cut himself only to find that his blood was now a blue dust that glittered with a foul rouge light. The day he found that out would be

...

Interesting.]


D --> Is your nugbone somehow affi%ed incorrectly to your protein chute
D --> Or did you take a blow to your think pan
D --> I realize that in my youth I was focused on the primacy of my bl00dline Karkat
D --> I am intimately aware of that
D --> But in case it has escaped your notice
D --> While this is not f00lpr00f and old habits die e%cruciatingly long deaths
D --> I have in fact managed to stop obsessing over the color of peoples bl00d

D --> You may thank my moirail and Aradia if you see them
D --> Or her Imperious Condescension for disabusing me of any merit in believing in the inherent purity of royal bl00dlines
D --> That hair product obsessed madwoman disabused me of a great deal of my former way of thinking thank you

D --> My bl00d is unchanged and still a lovely shade of indigo the last I saw it.
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
D --> Hmmmph
D --> Well that was uncharacteristically more lucid an e%planation than I am accustomed to
D --> But to clear things up no we have never been as Feferi would put it "Fronds"
D --> You had a wretched habit of disappearing and reappearing a lunar cycle later screaming and foaming at the mouth about the same thing again and again
D --> It was e%hausting which is nothing to do with your current reality
D --> I am hoping we can avoid that cyclical h00fbeast e%crement
D --> Its tiresome

D --> You will not receive apologies for the caste system being a wretched abomination of a broken culture d00med to self-cannibalization and destruction
D --> I did not create it even if I was part of it
D --> I will simply note that I am not going to denegrate you for your bl00d color and you should not obsess over your bl00d color as you once did
D --> It was never healthy for either of us I e%pect

D --> But Nepeta would wish me to apologize for perpetuating the system
D --> So I will apologize for needing to meet our wretched e%cuse for an empress to realize what should have been patently obvious long ago
D --> I spent aa sweep in a functioning society Karkat
D --> You have no idea how much a f00l she l00ked there

D --> It was as embarrassing as it was e%tremely dangerous in her mental instabilities
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[personal profile] alternia_strength 2021-10-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
D --> As I have e%plicated repeatedly
D --> Old habits die hard
D --> So far as I am aware you are the only Alternian or human I know present in this game
D --> So a certain accepted civility and tolerance will be afforded out of familiarity if nothing else
D --> Loathe as I am to admit this
D --> It is unpleasant to be surrounded by f00ls who do not understand our collective issues without frond holding

D --> I am not g00d at being sympathetic and I never will be
D --> So a forced apology of obligation is what you will be receiving today
D --> But you are right about one thing without e%planation

D --> I did not deserve a moirail as g00d as Nepeta
D --> I was fortunate to have her at all
D --> I will beat you senseless if you ever tell anyone I typed this
D --> But I miss her


[Unbeknownst to the two of them, Cloverfield's impact was already hitting him a little. He was about as sentimental as a rock, but talk of Nepeta was bringing it out with all the feelings of loneliness in this place.]
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