text | un: CARCINOGENETICIST
THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*

cw: criticisms towards faith
(He wasn't being entirely fair to himself, but when was he ever. But he is certainly confirming he is more of an aspiring leader than a destroyer.
No, wait, that's actually way cooler than a battle.)
I don't think you can look forward to anything at all, dude. (...Karkat, did you seriously just make a blind joke five minutes into meeting a dude?
Yes, yes of course he did.)
A patron, huh. (Well that sounded awfully familiar. He scours his own mind over the details of his game sessions. It had been a while since he thought at length about any of them.)
Is neighbor really the best word for that kind of thing? They seem more like subtle game masters. Maybe they created this session, even if they didn't create this world. Time's fucking weird like that. (Bud, learn to give context to your musings.)
Spiritual isn't really my race's thing. At least not in the way humans see things as "spiritual." I'm not about to go and worship some unprovable jackass who might only theoretically exist. We care more about our actual ancestorial lineage and whatever that means.
(He makes a clicking noise, muttering something else to himself, in some otherworldly language that sounded vaguely Scandanavian, but not quite.)
Why, are you a religious zealot or something?
cw: mention of religious conflict
It is rare, the war-leader who has not led anyone to their demise. So long as you learn from the choicest of your fuck-ups, then leave them in graceful repose far from your mind, so they do not fuck you up again. Your new followers will be glad of the focus.
[Then a looooooong pause followed by a hrk noise. How could you do this to him, Karkat.
He doesn't sound at all offended.] Yes, but anticipate is more word than I want to use, young menace. I will figuratively look forward all I please, while I am actually not knowing what my eyes are pointed at.
[So there.]
A neighbor is not always a peer, but they are always nearby, and what they do will come back to you. [Ugh, did that rhyme in Common? Terrible.] But perhaps I agree with your thoughts on them, if you tell me what you mean by "session".
[Is this another world's pillar bullshit? Being learnΓ©d in the subject himself, he's got suspicions.]
Ah? You are more like some of the dwarfs, then, who put very great stock in their ancestors. It is not a bad thing, to honor our pasts, though it is incomplete.
And, if you are meaning zealot like those who worship the Blood-King and kill anyone who refuses his tithes, no, I am not one of these. I do honor to my gods, named and unnameable, and respect what is formed in the mind of Generation.
[The untranslatable, untranslated comment he likewise notes. That means something even if he doesn't have time to work out what right now.]