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THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*

i am so sorry. do not actually read those chunks of text ur eyes will glaze
I MEAN, I AM A TROLL, YES, BUT I HAVE A HUNCH YOU ARE USING THAT IN THE DEROGATORY SENSE RATHER THAN THE LITERAL SENSE IN WHICH CASE FUCK YOU, BUT ALSO YES.
WHAT THE FUCK IS "ALT-RIGHT"
YEAH, YOU DO. LEARN TO READ, BITCH.
NO, BECAUSE THEN I WOULD MISS SAYING SOMETHING EXTREMELY WORTH SAYING. AND BEING CONCISE IS FOR DIPSHITS WHO HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY AND LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE PUTTING ON AN AURA OF BEING ~*MYSTERIOUS*~ WHEN REALLY THEY ARE JUST CONVERSATIONALLY FLACCID AND BORING AS FUCK. NO WAY.
IF ANYTHING I SHOULD TYPE MUCH SMALLER AND START QUOTING ENTIRE PASSAGES OF LITERATURE LITERALLY NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SUCH AS THIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE ABOUT VERY LONG INSTRUCTION WORD:
WOW ISN'T THAT AMAZING.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE ON THE ARTICLE ABOUT "SIMULTANEOUS MULTITHREADING" RIVETING STUFF, I KNOW:
OKAY, THIS IS EXCESSIVE EVEN FOR ME. I ALREADY REGRET POSTING THIS BUT I HAVE TO COMMIT TO MY MISTAKES TO TRULY LEARN FROM THEM.
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This might actually be the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.
Whatever the fuck you are, little dude, keep doing it.
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I AM NOT LITTLE AT ALL. I AM OBJECTIVELY BIG WHEN COMPARED TO CERTAIN SENTIENT LIFE FORMS. I AM EVEN A GIANT TO SOME. LIKE INSECTS.
I AM SORRY THAT YOUR LIFE WILL BE BLEAK FROM THIS POINT FORWARD AND THAT NO ONE WILL EVER BRING YOU THE AMUSEMENT AND JOY I JUST DID.
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Never seen someone brag about their height so openly? Like, you threw shitload of conditionals on that one.
Maybe next time just say something like "I'm seven feet tall" or "ur mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts".
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WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR DISGUSTING MOTHER TO STUCK ANY PART OF ME? I ONLY ALLOW SUCKINGS FROM ABSOLUTE BABES AND THERE IS NO WAY ANY PART OF YOUR GENETIC POOL IS DEEMED ATTRACTIVE.
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Better make sure the next time you pull that genetic pool line, you're talking to someone who has genes.