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[klawful]

THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.

DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.

NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.

IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.

*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*

Comments

[kyley_b]

thank you.

i mean i'm not super fond of the wartorn part, but the rest? yeah, it's kind of awesome sounding.
what 'quadrants' do you mean?

i'm sorry for your heartbreak.
it was kinda weird i guess because it started in a fake reality? like we thought we'd lived whole other lives and so it felt like i'd known him for a long time. but when we woke up from it i still liked him and he actually liked me back, which is a novelty. he was way too cool and hot for me.

i'm just teasing. i mean like if you're really sad about things and need to talk about it.

you think so? i've always thought and been told it would be better not to feel that way. but i'll admit sometimes i do sort of miss it. which i figured is fucked up.

[klawful]

THE WARTORN PART PROVIDES THE ROMANTIC BACKDROP. IT RAISES THE STAKES.

TROLLS HAVE DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF ROMANCE THAT ARE ORGANIZED INTO QUADRANTS. THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM HENCE THE "QUAD". I COULD DRAW YOU A CHART IF IT WAS SOMETHING YOU WERE ESPECIALLY INTERESTED IN LEARNING ABOUT.

THANK YOU. I AM HONESTLY TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE OR RIP MY OWN SKIN OFF AND EAT IT OR SOMETHING EQUALLY DISTURBING AND HIDEOUSLY VIOLENT.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FAKE REALITY. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ENTERED A BIZARRE TIMELINE. IF YOU FEEL YOU HAD LIVED IT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE LIVED IT. I AM SORRY. THAT SOUNDS BOTH EXCRUCIATINGLY TRAGIC AND EQUAL PARTS ROMANTIC.

MY BOYFRIEND WAS ALSO WAY TOO COOL AND HOT FOR ME BUT ALSO IF YOU EVER TELL ANYONE I EVER SAID THAT, ESPECIALLY HIM IF HE SHOWS UP, I WILL KILL YOU AND ALSO YOUR CHERISHED FAMILY.

WELL. THANK YOU.

HUMANS ARE OBSESSED WITH DENYING THEIR FEELINGS, I SWEAR. IF YOU WERE NOT MEANT TO FEEL THEM THEN WHY DO YOU FEEL THEM? IT DOES NOT SEEM FUCKED UP. IT IS ONLY FUCKED UP IF ONE OF YOU WAS ACTUALLY GENUINELY SUPERIOR AND JUST TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE OTHER AND ABUSING THE OTHER FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURE. THAT IS NOT HEALTHY.

[kyley_b]

ok in fiction i can agree, yeah, it does. in reality i think it might just stress me out too much to enjoy the romance.

i'm always interested to learn new stuff, dude.

yeah. yeah, i get that feeling. and thanks, i kinda do feel like it totally counts but i know some people don't. hell, he didn't think it counted at first so. and i promise not to tell anybody you said that about your boyfriend.

yeah. yeah, we are. i don't think either of us were superior exactly. i mean, i think i was morally, but it's not like i had any real power over him. he did try to kill me a lot, but he also saved my life so. i dunno. i don't think i've ever met anybody else who understood that sort of relationship.

[klawful]

SO SOFT. LIKE A LITTLE WRIGGLER.

I SHALL PREPARE EXTENSIVE CHARTS THEN. PLAN AN ENTIRE LESSON TO SIT DOWN FOR. MAYBE EVEN AN ENTIRE SEMESTER.

PART OF ME FEELS LIKE IT WAS ONLY IN DUE TIME SOMETHING DESTROYED MY ROMANTIC LIFE. THAT WAS HOW IT WAS ALL THE TIME BEFORE HIM. IT WAS POSSIBLY NAIVE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING COULD LAST. NOW I AM STARTING TO FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF. IGNORE MY PITY PARTY THAT I DID NOT EVEN SEND RSVPS FOR.

AT LEAST HE RESOLVED HIS FEELINGS. WHAT WAS THE FOOL'S NAME?

THAT IS HOW THAT TYPICALLY GOES. MANY ATTEMPTS OF MURDER, BUT IT IS ABOUT FINDING THE EXACT RIGHT MURDER. IRONICALLY, YOUR KISMESIS WILL PROBABLY SAVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE PURELY BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SPECIFIC IDEA OF HOW YOU DESERVE TO DIE AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO HONOR THAT, INCLUDING SAVING YOUR LIFE SO THEY CAN ACCOMPLISH IT.

CONGRATULATIONS. I AM KNOWN AS SOMETHING OF A RELATIONSHIP GURU AMONG MY FRIENDS. GRANTED, THEY RARELY EVER ACTUALLY ASKED FOR MY OPINION, BUT I GAVE IT ANYWAY.

[kyley_b]

lol fuck you

i'd legit like that.

it's ok, i don't mind. i kind of feel the same way tbh. this guy was literally the only one to ever like me back.

tommy shepherd. he wasn't human.

that's exactly it!! he straight up told me once that nobody was allowed to kill me but him.

you just see clearly.

[klawful]

FUCK *YOU.*

REALLY? WELL. ALL RIGHT THEN. YOU REALLY WOULD BE A SEER. I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE PREPARATIONS ARE DONE.

HOW VERY IRONIC. MY BOYFRIEND WAS A HUMAN AND I, OBVIOUSLY, AM NOT. CROSS-SPECIES RELATIONSHIPS ARE INVALUABLE. I APPRECIATE HOW OPEN-MINDED YOU ARE.

YES, YOU TRULY ARE EXPLAINING AN IDEAL BLACK ROMANCE.

I ENJOY RELATIONSHIPS AND TRY TO APPROACH THEM WITH AS LEAST BIAS AS POSSIBLE, I SUPPOSE.

[kyley_b]

no u.

awesome, i eagerly await.

it was pretty weird. he was really fast and his brother was some sort of hyperpowered witch or whatever, so i was kinda like... do you know superman? in the comics he had a dumbshit human sidekick named jimmy olsen. that was basically me.

ok thinking about ANY form of romance with my old frenemy kinda makes me want to set my skin on fire.

well, they're really important. interpersonal connection is what gives most people a sense of belonging in the world. when you're all alone it's easy to lose sight of why you're doing whatever you're alive to do.

[Rereading that, Kyle feels suddenly overwhelmingly depressed. It's a feeling he knew very well in University, one that had faded some being engaged in trying to help people on Agra-10. And now here he was again, more or less purposeless.

Annoyed at himself, he resolved to go to the Archive more this week, dig into more books about blood types.]

[klawful]

DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES OF HIM? YES, I KNOW OF SUPERMAN. HUMANITY'S BONER FOR THEIR DREAM OF A COMPASSIONATE GOD-LIKE BEING BLESSING THEM WITH HIS ABILITIES. ALTHOUGH IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN HE ORIGINALLY STARTED AS AN EVIL OPPRESSIVE BASTARD.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. MY BOYFRIEND WAS A TIME-TRAVELING BADASS AND I WAS JUST HERE SCREAMING AND TRYING TO HERD MY FRIENDS LIKE PURRBEASTS.

HUMANS HAVE A VERY ISOLATED IDEA OF ROMANCE.

RELATIONSHIPS DEFINE WHO WE ARE. THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER. YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT. WITHOUT EACH OTHER, WE MIGHT AS WELL BE MINDLESS AMOEBAS WAITING TO DIE. IT IS MY OPINION THAT WE ARE ALIVE TO BE WITH ONE ANOTHER.

[kyley_b]

no.
did he? i was never a big fan. but i don't think it's bad for humans to desire compassion.

i definitely scream and herd people a lot, too.

yeah, we probably do. sorry.

i'd agree with that. that's why we have friends and make families and communities. it's important.