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THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.
DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.
NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.
IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.
*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*
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[ Just like vintage films, he knows they get... weird. ]
Towels huh... OK, thanks!
[ It's funny seeing someone as abrasive as Karkat call someone else overbearing, but Midoriya suspects that's part of being not!friends. ]
...Kind of the opposite of what he meant by being good enough to avoid killing things, but that's exactly the way his rival Bakugou speaks. Yelling about killing things and people. (He doesn't actually kill them.) Bakugou would definitely call people not!friends too. ]
I'll see what I can remember about neutralizing attackers with blades and write it down for us. I also need to find a place where we can safely practice. I've still got a lot of settling in to do, but I hope we can spar soon.
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YES, IT IS A VERY SPECIFIC FETISH OF HIS. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT EITHER.
YOU SOUND LIKE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING NERD. BUT...THAT SORT OF THING IS USUALLY ESSENTIAL FOR ANYONE ON A SUCCESSFUL TEAM. THIS MEANS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE ON MINE. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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Well I don't really understand it. But I think that's sort of the point.
[ If this centaur guy is anything like his perverted classmate Mineta, Midoriya feels should prepare to hear things better left to an unfiltered image search. No one asked for this. ]
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I'm going to pretend you never told me that, so he doesn't get mad at you for talking about his personal stuff on the internet.
[ He decides to stick to canned goods then. No towels. Your secret's safe, Centaur-san. ]
Call me Deku. It's my hero name.
[ It's also his screenname, because he made this account for hero work. ]
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HEAR THAT, EQUIUS, YOU WEIRD FUCKING BITCH?
ANYWAY, NICE TO MEET YOU DEKU.
(Sorry, Deku, that you have to experience literally any of this at all.)
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[ Is it nice? Is it really? He's not so sure. He's also not used to online conversations having any effect on him IRL, but here he is planning to meet both of these people in person at some point. ]
Is your not!friend also on your team?
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YES, UNFORTUNATELY. HE IS ACTUALLY VERY STRONG AND NOT ENTIRELY USELESS DESPITE HIS DISGUSTING PERSONALITY. PLUS WHERE I COME FROM HATE IS PRACTICALLY OUR MOST NATURAL EMOTION, SO THIS IS NOT AS UNUSUAL AS IT SOUNDS. IF I DID NOT FEEL SO NEGATIVELY TOWARDS HIM, I WOULD PROBABLY NOT TALK TO HIM AT ALL.
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[ Yes, he's repeating himself. Socially adept, he is not.
Where Karkat's from sounds like a very weird place. Strange school or work environment, perhaps? ]
Huh. I guess there's something about someone annoying you enough that you can't help talking to them. Or yelling. Mostly at me. But don't worry it's OK! We're rivals.
Where are you from? I'm from Japan.