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[klawful]

THIS IS BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.
THIS IS A COMPLETE DECONSTRUCTION OF BODILY AUTONOMY.
SOME MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL HATE CRIME. FOR I, ABOVE ALL ELSE, FEEL ESPECIALLY HATED RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS A HEINOUS ACT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AND THERE WILL BE GREAT RETRIBUTION, MARK MY WORD.

DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT AS IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE MY DISSATISFACTION WITH THE CURRENT SITUATION TO THE WORLD AND SOCIAL MEDIA IS A VALID FORM OF PUBLIC DESPAIR. IF YOU DISAGREE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "SHOVE IT" AS THEY SAY. MY DESPAIR IS CERTIFIABLE AND THIS DEERNET PLACE IS NOW MY PARTY WHERE I CAN FUCKING CRY IF I WANT TO.

NOT THAT I AM CRYING. THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY WEAKER THAN I, WHICH I HAVE NEVER BEEN EMOTIONALLY WEAK AT A SINGLE MOMENT IN MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN.

IF YOU DISLIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN FUCKING BLOCK ME AND GET OVER YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CORNER OF THE INTERNET. EAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BULGE. EXCEPT DO NOT. TO BE CLEAR, THAT WAS NOT A COME-ON OF ANY KIND. I WILL BURY YOU IN THE MISERABLE SANDS FROM WHICH WE HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED AND YOU WILL NOT REAWAKEN. FOR I WILL BE STANDING THERE TO CUT YOU DOWN THE MOMENT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. SO, LITERALLY, YOU WILL NOT SEE IT AGAIN. THEORETICALLY. I CANNOT ACTUALLY TRULY ANTICIPATE THE EXACT SECOND YOU OPEN YOUR EYES BUT I WILL BE PREPARED ALL THE SAME.

*I WILL NOT BE CENSORED.*

Comments

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[onekindsoul]

You sure you don't need any tissues, bro?
You seem awfully upset.
We can keep it a secret it you want to keep up the tough guy act.

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[klawful]

OF COURSE I AM FUCKING UPSET. WHO IN THE HELL WOULDN'T BE? SOME PERVERT SUCKED MY BLOOD OUT AND REPLACED IT!!!!

BIOLOGICAL FUCKING WARFARE.

WHAT TOUGH GUY ACT? OH. I SEE. NO, IDIOT SANDWICH, I AM NOT AFRAID TO EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS. I AM NOT A HUMAN WHO IS SO INSECURE AS TO FEEL LIKE PEOPLE KNOWING I'M UPSET MIGHT CAUSE SOME NONEXISTENT TURMOIL. PEOPLE CAN DEAL WITH ME SCREAMING. IT IS MY FUCKING RIGHT AS A LIVING CREATURE TO SCREAM WHEN I WANT TO.

I AM NOT CRYING. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR TISSUES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR DIGESTIVE HOLE.

[onekindsoul]

Woah. That's crazy gross. Did you get a good look at them, or were they wearing a mask? Did they use a straw? Do you think they gained all of your knowledge on propane and propane accessories when they did it? Someone said that could happen on a tv show once. But he was acting super squirrely when he did.

Maybe it was that guy- Or a copy cat.

OKAY OKAY! MORE TISSUES FOR ME! I WILL BE OVER HERE CRYING THAT YOU WERE SO SHOUTY AT ME Q.Q Do you see the tears you have caused?????

[klawful]

YOU ARE CORRECT. IT *IS* "CRAZY GROSS." AND A TOTAL VIOLATION! I DID NOT. I WAS COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT AND IN MY SQUID BODY WHICH MAKES THE WHOLE THING MUCH WORSE.

IF I BELIEVED IN MAGIC, I WOULD SAY IT WAS A FORM OF MAGIC. INSTEAD, I AM SURE IT WAS JUST SOME BIG NASTY POWERFUL ASSHOLE WHO HAS A GOD COMPLEX ABOUT EVERYTHING AND WANTS TO REWRITE MY REALITY. FUCKER. I CAN'T WAIT TO SPIT IN THEIR EYE(S).

SOAK IT UP, HONEY.










WAIT ARE YOU REALLY CRYING

[onekindsoul]

So what you're saying is it could have been a magic straw then??? OR A BIG NASTY POWERFUL SCIENCE STRAW!? Do you have any little circles marks on you? This is important.

Yes Q.Q Don't you see the tears? They are freely flowing down my face because of how sad you made me. qqqqqq.qqqqqq

I have a lot of eyes. That's how sad I am.

[klawful]

I CANNOT TELL AT ALL IF YOU ARE BEING SERIOUS OR MOCKING ME.

IF YOU ARE SERIOUS: I AM SO SORRY YOU ARE SUCH A SENSITIVE BITCH AND I HOPE YOUR TEARS DRY SOON. I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE I AM MOCKING YOU FOR BEING SENSITIVE, BUT THIS IS A COMPLETELY GENUINE APOLOGY.

NO REALLY THOUGH I AM SORRY IF I MADE YOU CRY.

IF YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS: I SINCERELY HOPE WASPS LAY EGGS IN YOUR RETINA




ALSO DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT HOLES IN MY BODY YOU DISGUSTING SLUMP.

[onekindsoul]

IT WAS A JOKE AND THAT'S SUPER RUDE!
I HOPE YOU STEP ON LIKE FIVE WHOLE LEGOS AND THEN A HAIR BRUSH! THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE

I'M NOT DISGUSTING! YOUR FACE IS DISGUSTING