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[necroprince]

[She’s been here for over a week now. Time to get the lay of the land. The video opens up to a particularly tall blonde woman with a golden skeletal arm and a smirk. She's here to cause problems on purpose.]

Greetings, hello, salutations. My name is Ianthe Naberius. I’m new in town, twenty two, a princess of Ida, unfortunately single and dreadfully bored!

Now, I come to you today, not only to introduce myself, but to ask something of all of you.

Who do you hate most in Trench and why? I’m trying to meet people, network, but it’s so hard and overwhelmingly positive! So consider this an open invitation. Warn me about that dangerous scoundrel who kicked your puppy, seethe about how much you despise me for whatever reason, tell me about your parasocial hateful fixation on one of the local divinity. It can be a minor slight you want to complain about, a friend of yours who owes you two perfectly intact human skulls, or it can be an actual danger to this lovely little community of ours.

Now, before you try to say “this is childish and stupid!” You’re absolutely right, but it is a necessary part of self care to allow oneself to be an absolute cunt once in a while. [Or all the time, if your name is Ianthe.] So let’s not make any grand claims to being above something like this, mm?

Feel free to use the anonymity feature. Or the privacy feature, I guess, if you’re shy or worried about being fileted like a fish.

Comments

[survivalthroughhate]

That explains the Jedi and their bleeding-heart compassion.

[lightthedarkness]

Please remember just how much compassion has spared you, Maul.

I would not taunt those people for their compassion.

[survivalthroughhate]

I don't taunt them. I just don't understand it.

[Maul's sense of compassion was minimal at best and only for a select number of people.]

[lightthedarkness]

You do, you just function in much, much... much.... much smaller ways than something like I would do, or someone like Obi-Wan.

[survivalthroughhate]

Caring about other people is exhausting even at the best of times.

[lightthedarkness]

It's my favorite thing. The people I love are the reason I do what I do.

That and cake.

[survivalthroughhate]

Your heart is three times the size of a normal person's.

[He'd finally learned that How The Grinch Stole Christmas reference thanks to the Entertainment Feed.]

[lightthedarkness]

And you've got two of them, catch up, mister. [Technically, she ALSO has two of them.]

[survivalthroughhate]

I'll pass on that idea, thank you very much.

[lightthedarkness]

Scaredy-Maalraas.