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[wrenchedup]

[ The video feed clicks on and currently its just looking at a mess of scrap metal, a laptop or two, some other crap. Tonnes of graffiti on the walls. But fear not! Here he comes, HELLO. Up pops this weirdo from the side of the feed. ]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S GAY MONTH. [ The drama is real, folx. ]

I know there's some other shit going on but that doesn't mean we can celebrate right? AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE being a little gay [ he gets in real close. pinchy fingers here, very small, just a little gay (or like a lot gay, whatever). ] than punching the people you love?

[ His LED display flashes heart eyes. Hands tuck in like some kawaii fucking nonsense. ]SO.

I propose. [ Drum roll please. ] A fight club. For all you queerdos out there that crave violence as much as I do.

[ fight announcer voice activated: ] Tonight, Tonight, Tonight! [ Wrench looks back at the space. ] Uh. after I clean up.

OKAY, BYE ~ 😘

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[opheliac]

It was NOT a good night! Jinx almost blew up her hand because she wanted to see how long she can hold a bomb.

— Eh, I could build a new hand.

Ugh, anyway. Hello Wrench. I hope you are being good today too.

[wrenchedup]

soooooooooooooooo, a boring night. prosthetics are pretty cool, mr. bananas. YOU COULD HAVE [ hello. impulsivity of coldbloods this month kicking in real hard, lmfao. ] A MACHINEGUN HAND.

[ Wrench looks around when Mr. Bananas asks if he's being good. Who is being good? Him? A finger points into himself. ] Me?

Oh, you know me Mr. Bananas. I'm always well behaved. [ lmao. ]

[opheliac]

That's pretty hot. Y'know, my fantasy has always been guns shootin' out other guns. I'm gonna make that one day.

( mr. bananas sighs at this conversation. but at least wrench is behaving and hopefully will be a good influence in jinx in due time. )

I'm putting the omni here. You can talk to people but that's it! No visitors. I'm going to clean the kitchen.

( as for his sleeper, she doesn't reply back to his order except making popping sounds with her mouth. why yes, she is being obnoxious on purpose. )

SO! — Really serious about the gay fight club, eh? Got any members yet?

[wrenchedup]

brings a whole new meaning to finger guns. OH— OH!!! [ Sorry, he just needs to fucking laugh here for a second. ] So what, you have a gun that shoots out another gun that just hits someone in the fucking head? hahahahaha. take 'em down through absolute confusion!

[ which honestly, is kind of his style so he's into it even if that's probably not actually what she was suggesting THOUGH MAYBE IT WAS??? Who knew with these two, really. also, sorry he's gonna be the worst influence this month Mr. Bananas... he does mean well, but you know. coldbloods. whatcha gonna do. ]

YEAH OBVIOUSLY. uh, no. no one yet though. which is fucking laaaaaaaaaaaame. most people are hung up on the gay month thing.

[opheliac]

HA HA! Okay, now we gotta workshop this sometime when I'm not in a bind. — Yeah well, we didn't had a "Gay Month" in Runeterra. Whaddya do for it? Find some schmuck and make out?

( because what else do you for it? maybe party. she can see that being a thing. )

[wrenchedup]

Fuck yes, let's do it. Let's make the biggest and dumbest weapon out there.

uh, kinda. well, that's what it is now for the most part but it started as a riot and some people still hold that vibe. personally i like to fuck with both. riot in the morning, make out with some schmuck in the evening.

[opheliac]

You can never go wrong with a riot, says Jinx! It's the ONLY way to get what we wanna say across. — Will this fight club turn into a rampage, too? You gotta say yes. Rampage kiss!!

[wrenchedup]

Right? [ HE SURE IS GETTING PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS. ] Man, fuck— listen, Jinx. Back home people thought a vote could change fucking anything. I used to think it was just people being misinformed but that's bullshit— well, its kinda true, people keep them misinformed... but ALSO. Everything is fucking rigged, man.

Bust down the fucking gates, burn the god damn white office. Time for a fucking revolution, man. Reign of Terror style!! [ Wrench you're sounding like Sabine. Rip. Coldbloods, amiright??? What the fuck are you even protesting? ]

Anyway. Uh, sure why not. I mean, what the fuck else is there to do??? [ He laughs a bit. ]

[opheliac]

Oh so like when the high councilor back in my realm. They do all sorts of voting about this and that while decidin' our fate. When I think the only people that oughta decide what our fate should be is us. Not some stuffies.

( she giggles though, a lot more chipper than before. )

Bombtastic! Now I just gotta... get outta this jam that I'm in.

[wrenchedup]

pfft yeah no consideration for what actually matters, only what matters to people with money. [ EYEROLL, well not really cause you know... mask. ] don't sweat it baby blue. sharon and i are comin for you, traps or not!!

[opheliac]

D'awww, you guys are the best! 'Least he's letting me use the omni even if crankin' my neck is killing me.

[wrenchedup]

oh come oooonnnn mr bananaaas. he put it so annoyingly out of your way, huh?

[opheliac]

The only person he is trusting when it comes to me is Vi. Guess he knows Vi can kick my ass if she wants to.