video; @anonymous (but like... not actually anonymous)

[wrenchedup]

[ The video feed clicks on and currently its just looking at a mess of scrap metal, a laptop or two, some other crap. Tonnes of graffiti on the walls. But fear not! Here he comes, HELLO. Up pops this weirdo from the side of the feed. ]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S GAY MONTH. [ The drama is real, folx. ]

I know there's some other shit going on but that doesn't mean we can celebrate right? AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE being a little gay [ he gets in real close. pinchy fingers here, very small, just a little gay (or like a lot gay, whatever). ] than punching the people you love?

[ His LED display flashes heart eyes. Hands tuck in like some kawaii fucking nonsense. ]SO.

I propose. [ Drum roll please. ] A fight club. For all you queerdos out there that crave violence as much as I do.

[ fight announcer voice activated: ] Tonight, Tonight, Tonight! [ Wrench looks back at the space. ] Uh. after I clean up.

OKAY, BYE ~ 😘

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[Video]

[aetherweaver]

[Nara'a just looks... puzzled.]

Why is there a gay month?

[Video]

[wrenchedup]

[ FAIR REACTION. He's just gonna start cleaning. sorry about the obnoxious music that's going to start playing, but on the upside its not loud enough to overpower what the fuck he's saying?? ] you want a funny answer or a real answer?

[aetherweaver]

... Both, why not.

(VOICE) — UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

Help, help, Uncle! I've been arrested. I'm all tied up and my nose is bleeding. Come save me.

( 1) wat. 2) despite her pleading for help here, it sounds very, very, fake and a little dramatic. she doesn't sound like she is in real danger but... )

VIDEO

[wrenchedup]

What is this??? [ Yes, he turns around very dramatically. Emphasizing every word with gestures like he's in a god damn Shakespearean play. ] Someone is in trouble?? [ superhero voice, activated: ] fear not young citizen, for I, The Wrench, shall save you!

[ are they both bored out of their fucking skulls or what. lmao. ]

[opheliac]

Jinx, who are you talking to? ... How did you turn on the omni with your feet?!

— Learned it from you ♪.

( she says this as sweetly and calmly as she can. unfortunately, her omen is not amused by the sounds of it. he is huffing out a frustrating grunt with a lot of shuffling on their end. )

Yes, hello? Jinx can't come out and play. She is being grounded for being bad!

voice: un: vi

[faceblocks]

Is this one of those games where one sentence is bullshit and the others are---

---or was that all bullshit?

[it's bullshit, right? right??]

[opheliac]

I'm not bullshitting. I am literally tied up right now.

video | un: sds

[fogsong]

[ Sharon's grin is lopsided. ] Didn't we just do a private version of this? [ Her tease is mild and warm. ] You that hungry to get whooped again? [ Never mind that he knocked her on her ass and gave her a mild concussion. ]

[wrenchedup]

got you on your back, didn't i? [ AYYYY PEW PEW. 👈👈 please don't kill him. ]

[fogsong]

Oh? [ She turns her head to one side as if listening. ] What was that? [ Hand to her ear. ] Was that a "Yes, Sharon, I want you to beat my ass" that I heard? [ She shoots a snotty grin at the camera. ] I think it was.

Video | un: dito

[syncopathic]

[Okay so ignoring most of... everything this guy is putting out there right now--]

Isn't that concept kinda limiting? I mean, what about the people out there who don't love anyone?

Can't I just punch people I hate? Or fuck? Or hatefuck?

[wrenchedup]

[ RUDE. Why would anyone ever ignore him when he's in this kind of mood??? Unbelievable! ]

You know what? Excellent point. And who am I to deprive you of your quest to punch people, really? We should accept all types of punching!

Though if your hatefuck punching turns into, you know, please take a moment to exit the building first. Or like, go into the back room.

[syncopathic]

[Dito scornfully tosses his head, his mouth turning downward.]

Tch. Always gotta be someone who pisses in my gruel, huh. So much for being accepting.

Fine, fine-- I'll try to keep any an' all bodily fluids to a minimum. Killjoy.

(VOICE) — UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

Wait. You're still here?

[syncopathic]

Tch. Sorry to disappoint you. Was there any indication that I wasn't?

video | un: quibbler

[creidim]

... Gay month—? [ No, this is a new one for her. ]

Also... why would you punch people you love—?

video

[wrenchedup]

gay month! when all the bears come out of hibernation. [ HAHAHAHA damn he is so funny sometimes. ] it's a part of my culture luna, why are you questioning my culture. [ is he serious? probably not. ]

[creidim]

I'm quite sure that's early spring, not June. [ Sorry, Wrench. She didn't understand the joke.... ]

It's a genuine confusion on the matter. You love the people you love, you don't hit them—? I would certainly never hit Peter, nor anyone else I loved.

Video; un: darkness

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul just stared at this video as if it was in an alien language he was trying to decipher and not having any luck with. He turned on his video and just sat there without saying anything.] ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[He needed a few moments....3....2....1...]

"Gay month?"

[Yeah, that was all he had to add to this discussion. Apparently Reaper never explained to him the concept of Pride Month.]

video

[wrenchedup]

[ he gets this a lot. well, back home he would. along with 'wtf' and 'you're starting to annoy me'. part of his charm, he'd say. ]

hello again angry red alien of my dreams [ a beat. ] who is also taken.

don't have pride month around your parts, huh?

(not here, just listening because that's all she can do)

[opheliac]

( come on, uncle. geeeeeeeez. )

[survivalthroughhate]

[Wrench, why are you so weird??? Maul blinked, unsure of what to make of this flirting. Was the man serious? Joking? Possibly insane? All three? Well, at least he acknowledged that Maul was happily married, so that was okay. He smirked.]

You like a strange type of being if I am something from your dreams.

[He still looked confused.]

.....Pride in what? Insanity?

[The guess made upon Wrench's usual demeanor.]

video; un: lookingforshinsengumi

[tealeafs]

[ .. hold on.

This is slowly breaking Chizuru's mind. Not even the gay part, since she's definitely heard enough about that here for one. No, it's the combination of that with something else that's doing the most damage here. She's trying to process it, but when it doesn't work out, she slowly speaks up with: ]

Um... Is.. punching considered an expression of love where you come from..?

[ I-Is this culture clash?! This is literally the only reason Chizuru can think of for what she's watching right now!! ]

[wrenchedup]

[ well, well, well. if it isn't the girlfriend. hello. ^_^ ]

it isn't for you?