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[wrenchedup]

[ The video feed clicks on and currently its just looking at a mess of scrap metal, a laptop or two, some other crap. Tonnes of graffiti on the walls. But fear not! Here he comes, HELLO. Up pops this weirdo from the side of the feed. ]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S GAY MONTH. [ The drama is real, folx. ]

I know there's some other shit going on but that doesn't mean we can celebrate right? AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE being a little gay [ he gets in real close. pinchy fingers here, very small, just a little gay (or like a lot gay, whatever). ] than punching the people you love?

[ His LED display flashes heart eyes. Hands tuck in like some kawaii fucking nonsense. ]SO.

I propose. [ Drum roll please. ] A fight club. For all you queerdos out there that crave violence as much as I do.

[ fight announcer voice activated: ] Tonight, Tonight, Tonight! [ Wrench looks back at the space. ] Uh. after I clean up.

OKAY, BYE ~ 😘

Comments

[syncopathic]

[Dito's lip curls in a sneer.]

Pity ain't a good look for you, little miss. Don't start now.

Buuuut to answer the question you didn't ask, I chopped that cacophonic hussy into mincemeat before I wound up in Trench. So, yeah-- I'm just fine and dandy.

[You're really selling that, dude.]

[opheliac]

I'm not pitying you, you freak. I was tryin' to give you the "Special Jinx" offer. But now I'm gonna take it back. Hope you fall in a ditch while chokin' on gun powder.

( a tiny pause. )

— And for the record, gun powder isn't exactly tasty.

[syncopathic]

[Surprisingly, Jinx's brief flashing of her fangs seems to mollify Dito somewhat. His mouth quirks in a satisfied smile, and he nods his head in mild approval.]

There we go. That's a much better look for you. And I'll take your word for it with the gunpowder. That was one of the few things my mistress didn't see fit to force down my gullet-- though she certainly enjoyed tormenting me with other culinary abominations.

I heard gunpowder causes impotence if you eat it. That was probably why she never tried it out on me.

[opheliac]

... Wait, it does? ( that's a first she has ever heard that and she's been around the stuff for years!! )

You're not just playin' with me, right? 'Cuz I don't know you and you seem like the ass who would say stuff for the giggles.

[syncopathic]

Hey, I'm only going by what I've heard. I ain't crazy enough to choke down that shit just to prove a rumor-- I've seen what blindly following rumors can get you.

[Like stumbling into a giant centaur nest, for one thing.]

Plus I prefer my weapons to be at peak performance at all times, and that includes the one I keep in my trousers. Sorry, but you're gonna have to find another guinea pig for your experimentations.