video; @anonymous (but like... not actually anonymous)

[wrenchedup]

[ The video feed clicks on and currently its just looking at a mess of scrap metal, a laptop or two, some other crap. Tonnes of graffiti on the walls. But fear not! Here he comes, HELLO. Up pops this weirdo from the side of the feed. ]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S GAY MONTH. [ The drama is real, folx. ]

I know there's some other shit going on but that doesn't mean we can celebrate right? AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE being a little gay [ he gets in real close. pinchy fingers here, very small, just a little gay (or like a lot gay, whatever). ] than punching the people you love?

[ His LED display flashes heart eyes. Hands tuck in like some kawaii fucking nonsense. ]SO.

I propose. [ Drum roll please. ] A fight club. For all you queerdos out there that crave violence as much as I do.

[ fight announcer voice activated: ] Tonight, Tonight, Tonight! [ Wrench looks back at the space. ] Uh. after I clean up.

OKAY, BYE ~ 😘

Comments

[fogsong]

I was being nice. I kept it vague. I didn't say something like monkey stew. [ as if she'd ever ]

1/2

[opheliac]

( DRAMATIC GASPING. )

2/2

[opheliac]

You are simply awful today. I'm putting you in the "you will not see jinx this month" list.

[wrenchedup]

WHOAAA c'mon mr. bananas its just a joke!!![ he got ur back, sharon. ]

[fogsong]

Thank you, Wrench. God, as if I'd ever turn him into a stew. He's more jerky material. [ she can't help it lmfao ]

[wrenchedup]

aww, that's almost cute huh? just wanna chew on 'em.

[fogsong]

Just a little

[fogsong]

Can't wait to see you try to stop me.

[opheliac]

What is your boyfriend's username?

[fogsong]

Why, so you can text him and tell him all about what an awful girl I'm being?

[opheliac]

If he enjoy eating bananas. I would like to make banana pudding.

[fogsong]

He's a vampire, Mr. B, he doesn't enjoy bananas or banana pudding. [ Really, it's a point of upset for her because that means she can't cook for him. ] That's also why I don't want you messaging him in the middle of the day.

[opheliac]

I see. Then I'll contact him tonight!

[fogsong]

[ She sighs and rolls her eyes. She's got an idea of what Mr. B is gonna do but, honestly, doesn't care that much as long as he doesn't make the man worry. ] His username is transientguest.

[opheliac]

Thank you very much. Now. Please go and do something that isn't reckless.

[fogsong]

I'll put it into consideration if you let Jinx go.

[opheliac]

She is on punishment. Doing this is for everyone's safety. She won't get bored, I promise! We can play lots of games while she is here.

[fogsong]

What if I promised I wouldn't let her get into trouble? [ Don't fall for it, Mr. B. ]

[opheliac]

If you weren't a Cold blood, I would believe you.

[fogsong]

What about if I pinky promise?

[opheliac]

Hmmm... pinky promises are very important. I'll have to think about it.

[fogsong]

Don't spend too long thinking. [ Because Jinx either gets let out or she gets broken out. ]