text; un impala67

[venatoris]

i've got no idea if this place has as much of a boner for offing us as the last one, but judging from the looks of it, i'm gonna go with yeah.

that said, if you're in trouble and you need a Hunter to come help kick some ass, ping me. if i'm close, i'll come.

[ look how benevolent, this is character growth™.

and now for some private messages; ]


private to ou!sam, au!sam, and au!cas--

sam, sammy, cas - i found the cabin. it looks different, but i can tell its ours. it's up in some district called ache - the impala's here, and so's bones and mr. ed. let me know if you need a pickup.

private to wanda maximoff--

hey. can i ask you a huge favor?

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private text | un: 🐟 wanda

[explosion]

Yes.

But you will owe me more ice cream.

[ does she finally get to curse some angels? 😊 ]

[venatoris]

[ yesss there's his favorite witch. ]

if you can manage this, I'll get you all the ice cream you want.

I wanted to see if you could spell my car to not need friggin' gas, cause I think that's gonna be a big problem around here.

[explosion]

[ wanda's first instinct is to be her very worst critic. but after what she'd been capable of in westview, from changing the mere makeup of cars to controlling day to day lives, she's sure she could make a car run on nothing at all. after all, she did make her own children. ]

You don't ask for easy things, do you?

I think I can do that.

[venatoris]

[ 8,) he knew you had it in you. ]

it's a big ask, I know. Sorry.

Yeah? You think so? [ he's practically giddy ]

[explosion]

Anything is possible, especially in a place like this.

Is that all you want? For your car to run even without gas? Nothing else?

[venatoris]

Is this like a...genie wish? Do I look for loopholes and ask for it to be bulletproof?

[explosion]

No.

[ not for you. even if it did work like that, she'd make sure he didn't receive the genie loophole. ]

There's no loophole. I don't make the car not run on gas and then tie it to only working when it's nighttime on a full moon.

I just have to make sure I do it right. I will.

[venatoris]

Thank God. That would suck.

I know you will, you're the best witch I know.

[ like actually this is HUGE, this is his baby and he's trusting her with it ]

[explosion]

And how many witches do you know, Dean? Samantha and Sabrina don't count.

[ STOP FLATTERING HER. ]

I can do it any time.

[ she doesn't want dean to spend a week worrying about whether or not he needs to use his car to travel to this destination when he has legs that'll do just fine. ]

[venatoris]

You sure about that? Cause they might, and you're still the best.

[ never 8) ]

Whenever you have a chance No pressure. I know we're all still kinda wacked out and trying to settle in.

[explosion]

I can do it today, tomorrow, next week. Even next month if you wish to wait.

[ she doubts he wants to wait at all. ]

Next year, too...

[ now she's just teasing you. ]

[venatoris]

[ sob why so cruel ]

Today's good. Couple hours from now okay? Gotta do a couple pickups.

[ by pickups he means get his people from their wanderings and drag their asses to the cabin. ]

[explosion]

I can do a couple of hours.

I do hope your freezer is working. I'm very excited for my ice cream. And sprinkles. And a lot of chocolate, too.

[venatoris]

Oh, it's working alright. It'll be fully stocked for you.

[explosion]

[ wanda rn ]

Are your brothers here, too? The big one and the small one?

[ is the moose still small??? ]

[venatoris]

[ bless her, she's so cute ]

Yup, they're both here. The big one and the little one both.

[explosion]

[ so, he's still little. maybe it's for the best. there are already way too many tall people in deerington. ]

I'm glad that they've come with you. You need someone who will keep you out of situations of being boned, after all. Sam seems very capable of doing that.

[venatoris]

[ skdjfhdsk jesus christ. ]

That is...something they're capable at, yes.

[explosion]

[ all she wanted to do in life was out-bone dean. and now that she has... ]

Does little Sam have all of his books? Does he have any new ones? I should bring him some more if he has space.

[venatoris]

He's got the books, but we have a LOT more space now, if you want to bring him some. He'd appreciate it.

[explosion]

Does he like ice cream? Do you think he'd want his books to be changed so they never stain?

[ is sam the type to eat and read? he seems the type. let wanda just change the whole makeup of everything you own. ]

[venatoris]

Oh, abso-friggin-lutely. He'd love that. He's 14, he makes a mess everywhere he goes. That would be perfect.

[explosion]

You can't tell him. I want him to be surprised when he spills something on his book.

That's the only caveat I have for amplifying your car. And ice cream. I think he should also get as much ice cream as he wants for a whole week.

[venatoris]

You drive a hard bargain, but deal. My lips are sealed, and the kid gets as much ice cream as he wants.

[explosion]

Good. I won't curse your car to play music you don't like then.

What music don't you like?

[ just for her notes. ]