video; UN: TripleJ

[kyley_b]

[The hair. Oh dear god, the hair. Kyle's recognizable mass of curls has been gelled within an inch of its life and sculpted into a wavy helmet. And where are his sleeves?!]

Yo Trench, what up what up, it's ya boy Kyley-B!

So's I need a little help here - anybody know a place in town where you can get some dope-ass ink? Because, you know, if you look up 'too much swag' in the dictionary, there'll be a great big picture of my face, and attitude like that deserves the best, you know what I'm sayin'?

Help a guy out here.

PEACE!

Comments

[klawful]

Yes, please.

(He hopes it is not an edible kind of dessert Kyle is talking about.)

[kyley_b]

[Kyle gets up and moves to Karkat's side. He leans in and grabs him, hoisting him up into his arms. Laughing, he runs with him towards Karkat's bed.]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

[klawful]

OH MY GOD-! (Naturally, he screams his head off. Yet he clings to him and doesn't really bother to fight him off. Why would he ever.)

God, you are so fucking obnoxious like this.

cw: nsfw talk also ew no

[kyley_b]

[Kyle just laughs more and dumps Karkat onto the bed without ceremony. He stands there, grinning as he pulls his rather unseasonable t-shit off. It's still Kyle - he's not jacked. But there in undeniably more muscle definition on him now.]

Gonna SMASH that troll hole!

cw: nsfw talk also ew no im Laughing So Hard

[klawful]

Not if you're going to put it like that you're not! No holes will be smashed in the vicinity!

(This was the worst thing ever. He proceeds to grab the giant stuffed crab Kyle made him and just really whips it at Kyle with all his strength.

It's TRUE LOVE.)

cw: nsfw

[kyley_b]

[The crab hits Kyle in the face and he stumbles, cackling. Then he throws himself onto the bed and grabs Karkat, not remotely gentle at all. No, he hops on him and tries to wrestle him into submission.]

cw: nsfw w some consensual violence

[klawful]

Kyyyyle! (Karkat screeches some more and okay, listen, the new muscle is pretty hot. The aggression thing is pretty hot. He liked when they wrestled. He fights back with vigor because that's what they do. He wanted to see how rough this version of Kyle really was, so, naturally, he aims a punch for his face. He loves you so much, Kyle.)

cw: nsfw w some consensual violence

[kyley_b]

[The punch lands. Kyle, undeterred, punches Karkat in the ribs in return. He straddles him, trying to pin his arms.]

Oh yeah?! Oh yeah you wanna freakin go?! Come on, you hit like my grandma!