video; UN: TripleJ

[kyley_b]

[The hair. Oh dear god, the hair. Kyle's recognizable mass of curls has been gelled within an inch of its life and sculpted into a wavy helmet. And where are his sleeves?!]

Yo Trench, what up what up, it's ya boy Kyley-B!

So's I need a little help here - anybody know a place in town where you can get some dope-ass ink? Because, you know, if you look up 'too much swag' in the dictionary, there'll be a great big picture of my face, and attitude like that deserves the best, you know what I'm sayin'?

Help a guy out here.

PEACE!

Comments

text | carcinoGeneticist

[klawful]

(Oh God. What the fuck was with this month.)

YEAH. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND DOING THAT. AT ALL.

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[kyley_b]

baby! you're gonna love it! i'm gonna get your name on my ass!

1/3

[klawful]

(Wha-)

[klawful]

(THE FUCK.)

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[klawful]

KYLE FUCKING BROFLOVSKI DO NOT DARE DO THAT. IF YOU HAVE ONE FUNCTIONING SLIVER OF INTELLIGENCE LEFT IN THAT SAD EXCUSE YOU CALL A BRAIN THEN USE IT TO REALIZE HOW DUMB OF AN IDEA THAT IS.

WHAT PART OF ME COMES ACROSS AS THE TYPE WHO WOULD LOVE THAT?

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[kyley_b]

what's the problem? it's romantic!

ohhhh you want i should get it above my dick?

text | timaeusTestified

[givehead]

Ursula's Ink. I'm going with you. I want new ink too.

text;

[kyley_b]

bro you're the best.

what you gonna get?

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[givehead]

Nah, bro. You're the best.

Hot centaur dude with a massive schlong. No, really, I think it would be dope to have a rope pattern on my leg or something. Subtle but kinky.

[kyley_b]

yeah, you're right, i am.

ohhhh i getchu, all 'you can tie me up' and shit. i like it!

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[wannasmash]

[ Midoriya holds his chin thoughtfully, then smiles. ]

I think there's a place in Lumenwood. I was at the hospital a lot, so I got to know the area. What are you getting?

[ Kyle seems like he's having a good day! Not sure about the hair though... ]

[kyley_b]

I haven't thought that far ahead. I should probably get somethin for my mother. You know, one a those hearts what says 'Ma.'

Or a bigass tramp stamp! [Kyle, no.]

Hey, I know you, you're that kid what bitched Dirk out, ain'tcha? You wanna come?

[wannasmash]

[ Everyone has different tastes... He's not about to judge... But not having already decided?? He's not sure if he wants to be known as the guy who argued with someone on the internet, but being known as the guy who enabled Kyle into a 'tramp stamp' isn't much of a glow-up either. ]

I... yes...? What like for moral support? You really haven't thought about it at all?

[ Well now he's contractually obligated to come. To save Kyle from himself. ]

[kyley_b]

Suh-WEET!

I mean I got some ideas, maybe a bitchin dragon, I dunno. You wanna get somethin too?

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[onerthes]

Ursula's Ink I believe is in Prufrock? I recommend Henna. It's not permanent, but you can use it to get an idea what you like on your body before you do something longer term and permanent.

[And totally not because he was clearly cursed and as much as she liked her tattoos on her face, not everyone wanted to wake up to Karkat's name on their ass and a massive hangover from skin shedding. Nope.]

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[kyley_b]

aw why bother if it ain't forever?

Re: text;

[onerthes]

Now now, look at my face. I'm not about to tell you not to get permanent ink. I rather enjoy it myself. The secret is to know exactly what you want or need first. Henna's nice because you can test a few designs out, see how they look on your body for a few days.

Perfect to get the canvas just right. It's going to be with you forever, so it should be perfect, right?

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[kyley_b]

see this is why you're the reasonable friend.

everything i do is perfect! but yeah ok i guess i see your point.

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[hearthebell]

Tattoos are incredibly useful for the purposes of body identification. I think everyone should get at least one.

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[kyley_b]

that is super creepy csi shit and i love it!!

you a serial killer or somethin?

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[hearthebell]

Serial killers interest me.

If you get a tattoo, consider placement in an area typically covered by clothes. They offer some protection from elements.

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[kyley_b]

you one of those people who watches documentaries and shit?

nah bruh i want people to see it!

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[queenofsarcasm]

[Stiles, currently looking a lot more female than he was before, squints a bit.]

Yeeaaahh, there's a lot to unpack here, but I don't think you used enough hair gel there, slick.

[kyley_b]

You nuts or somethin? This hair ain't movin, my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it don't move.

But don't worry, I keep more on me just in case.

[He does, too.]

[queenofsarcasm]

Oooof course you do.

Well that would explain all this-[She gestures with one hand at all of him with a scrunch of her nose.] -way more than a shedding. Pretty sure all that gel's given you brain damage.