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[kyley_b]

[The hair. Oh dear god, the hair. Kyle's recognizable mass of curls has been gelled within an inch of its life and sculpted into a wavy helmet. And where are his sleeves?!]

Yo Trench, what up what up, it's ya boy Kyley-B!

So's I need a little help here - anybody know a place in town where you can get some dope-ass ink? Because, you know, if you look up 'too much swag' in the dictionary, there'll be a great big picture of my face, and attitude like that deserves the best, you know what I'm sayin'?

Help a guy out here.

PEACE!

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[wannasmash]

You don't have to pay!

[ It's polite to protest. He shucks off his jacket when he gets inside. He's got a plain black v-neck, comfortable and boring like the rest of his clothes (except the shoes). ]

Uh, you know, like fighting techniques and stuff...

[ he says evasively. He's pretty sure original flavor Kyle, top of his class, wouldn't make fun of his nerdy hobby, but he's not so sure about this Kyle. ]

[kyley_b]

Don't sweat it, I got lots of shit to trade.

And 'stuff'? Dude, c'mon.

[At the counter he orders himself Trench's version of chai tea. No beer.]

[wannasmash]

If you say so... In that case, thank you.

I'll get, uh, genmaicha please. [ he tells the person at the counter. Due to something being lost in translation, there's a brief awkward moment where he has to clarify, reading off the menu with concentration, ] 'Brown rice green tea.'

[ He rubs the back of his head self-consciously while he waits to the side for his tea. ]

It's true though. I can learn a lot from the people around me. That's why I became a Hunter too.

[kyley_b]

[Kyle orders himself the most caffeinated drink available, then stands to the side as well, leaning against the counter.]

No shit? How is that? I should do that, that Hunting thing. Lots of action, right?

[wannasmash]

Uh... Well, in this world...

[ Kyle sounds like every little kid who grew up in Midoriya's neighborhood who wanted to be a Pro Hero without thinking about the realistic dangers of the job. Midoriya was one of them. He thinks of his mentor, who gave him his first dose of reality by showing him his huge scar. He thinks of how different this world is from home.

Without really thinking about it, Midoriya tugs the right sleeve of his shirt up. There are numerous faint scars, then several ragged ones on his hand, wrist, and elbow. But the largest by far is an ugly dark red swath of skin on the side of his arm from his elbow to his deltoid. ]

Hunters look like this, and well, that's a lot of pain to go through.

[ He doesn't wince from the memory of it, nor does he look sad or lower his voice melodramatically. He just looks a little guilty. ]

[kyley_b]

Duuuuuude. That shit is hardcore!

[Yeah, he's just impressed.]

How did you get the big one? Must have damn near ripped your arm off!

[wannasmash]

[ He judiciously decides not to tell Kyle that if someone who has not gotten in shape like him tried to use his superpower, their shrimp arm really would come off. When their drinks are ready, he picks up his tea and starts heading to a table. ]

OK... Kyle-san... What's going on? I don't know you that well, but this doesn't sound like you.

[kyley_b]

[Of course Kyle has something caffeinated. Gotta have those stimulants!]

Huh? Oh, you mean the new hotness? [He gestures to himself, grinning.]

I shed. Dude, before this, for a while? I was OLD. Like fifty. It sucked.

[wannasmash]

That's not... that old... [ he says in a conciliatory way, rolling down his sleeve. ]

[ Old and busted... New hotness. But Midoriya is a little young to know that movie. ]

'Shed'? Is that like a power of yours?

[ He settles at a table near a window and curls his hands around the warmth of his cup. ]

[kyley_b]

Dude, it's practically dead!

Nah, man. It's a thing going on around town. Your skin gets dry and then falls off and BAM! New you.

[Kyle sits like a bro - slouching, legs open.]

Could happen to anybody.

[wannasmash]

[ Midoriya sits like his mom. Straight, legs forward, not taking up much space. ]

W-what?!

[ His jaw falls open in horror. Gross!! He shudders. He, the hero who rescued people from a slaughterhouse while covered in blood, allows himself small luxuries like freaking out like a normal person at weird stuff. It's this lack of stoicism that so often causes people to underestimate him. ]

So that's how that happens? I guess it's lucky I always put stuff on my skin for the scars then...

[kyley_b]

Yeah, bro. Although sometimes it's an upgrade!

[Clearly he considers this to be.]

[wannasmash]

[ He's not sure if this is an upgrade. Kyle kind of looks like the disguise Midoriya once cobbled together from a cheap store so he wouldn't be spotted by villains: hair combed from his face weirdly, gold necklace, clashing colors. There was even a stupid fake goatee. A "tough guy" that couldn't appear tough at all. He was never great at acting. ]

But you remember everything, right? So, you'll probably remember everything about today too.

[ Hint, don't do anything you'll regret, Kyle. ]

And as for the big scar, it was from overusing my super strength. It broke my arm. Being a Hunter is dangerous, Kyle-san.

[ So is being a hero, though he wasn't even provisionally licensed at the time of the injury. ]

[kyley_b]

Yeah, I do this time. I didn't when I was old.

Duuuude. That's badass! [God, he's the worst.]

You're way tougher than you look.

[wannasmash]

...You didn't have your memories of Trench? You were just an elderly man from your world?

[ Gods, Kyle. Luckily, Midoriya is pretty chill. Midoriya takes a drink of his tea because he needs a moment to contemplate the fact that Kyle might get into a scrap he shouldn't. ]

[kyley_b]

Yeah, no memory. Just a sad old dude.

Good tea?

[wannasmash]

[ He nearly coughs into his tea. ]

Yeah, it's great. Listen, you're not still thinking about getting a tattoo, right?

[kyley_b]

I guess not, no. At least not right now.

[wannasmash]

OK, because... you know, if you've shed or whatever, they probably won't give you one anyway.

[ Is there such thing as being under the influence of the shedding ceremony? Sleepers, man... ]

[kyley_b]

I'd make em

Yo, we should hang out again. You're cool.

[wannasmash]

[ How... ]

Yeah. So are you, Kyle-san.

[ He doesn't have to specify he means Kyle as he is: hot-tempered top student. This Kyle doesn't need to know anything! ]