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Kyle Broflovski ([personal profile] kyley_b) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-01-12 08:19 pm
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[The hair. Oh dear god, the hair. Kyle's recognizable mass of curls has been gelled within an inch of its life and sculpted into a wavy helmet. And where are his sleeves?!]

Yo Trench, what up what up, it's ya boy Kyley-B!

So's I need a little help here - anybody know a place in town where you can get some dope-ass ink? Because, you know, if you look up 'too much swag' in the dictionary, there'll be a great big picture of my face, and attitude like that deserves the best, you know what I'm sayin'?

Help a guy out here.

PEACE!

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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-13 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
(Oh God. What the fuck was with this month.)

YEAH. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND DOING THAT. AT ALL.
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-13 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
baby! you're gonna love it! i'm gonna get your name on my ass!
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[personal profile] givehead 2022-01-13 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ursula's Ink. I'm going with you. I want new ink too.
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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-13 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
(Wha-)
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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-13 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
(THE FUCK.)
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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-13 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
KYLE FUCKING BROFLOVSKI DO NOT DARE DO THAT. IF YOU HAVE ONE FUNCTIONING SLIVER OF INTELLIGENCE LEFT IN THAT SAD EXCUSE YOU CALL A BRAIN THEN USE IT TO REALIZE HOW DUMB OF AN IDEA THAT IS.

WHAT PART OF ME COMES ACROSS AS THE TYPE WHO WOULD LOVE THAT?
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-13 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
bro you're the best.

what you gonna get?
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[personal profile] givehead 2022-01-13 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, bro. You're the best.

Hot centaur dude with a massive schlong. No, really, I think it would be dope to have a rope pattern on my leg or something. Subtle but kinky.
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-13 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
what's the problem? it's romantic!

ohhhh you want i should get it above my dick?
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-13 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, you're right, i am.

ohhhh i getchu, all 'you can tie me up' and shit. i like it!
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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-13 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
IT IS NOT ABOUT THE *LOCATION*!!! IT'S ABOUT THE OUTRAGEOUS IDEA. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT IN GOOD FAITH LET YOU ALTER YOUR BODY WHEN IN THIS MINDSET. ESPECIALLY SINCE WE DO NOT KNOW IF IT WOULD BE A PERMANENT MODIFICATION.
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-13 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
it's supposed to be permanent, babe! it's an undying testament of my love for you!

above my 🍆
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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
THERE ARE BETTER TESTAMENTS TO MAKE. LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

(Karkat really hates that he doesn't hate being called babe. But this was a problem for another time.)

I HATE MYSELF. THE LAST THING I WANTED TO BE REMINDED OF WHEN I GO DOWN ON YOU IS MYSELF. THAT WOULD BE SO STUPID.
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-13 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
ohhh i get it
you want i should put a ring on it!

aw babe no you're the most perfect piece of troll ass to ever live
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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-13 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
NO, DIPSHIT. I MEAN, NOT THAT I'M AGAINST THAT, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF PACING THESE THINGS. THERE ARE *OTHER* PERMANENT THINGS. I MEAN, FUCK, LOOK AT THE INTERNET. EVERYTHING IS IMMORTAL ON THE INTERNET.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. DUDE YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO HUMILIATED BY THIS LATER.
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-13 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
well this is me tellin the world that KARKAT VANTAS IS THE MOST AMAZIN TROLL EVER there now it's on the internet

why? it's true!

ok ok what about nipple piercings
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[personal profile] wannasmash 2022-01-13 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Midoriya holds his chin thoughtfully, then smiles. ]

I think there's a place in Lumenwood. I was at the hospital a lot, so I got to know the area. What are you getting?

[ Kyle seems like he's having a good day! Not sure about the hair though... ]
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-13 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't thought that far ahead. I should probably get somethin for my mother. You know, one a those hearts what says 'Ma.'

Or a bigass tramp stamp! [Kyle, no.]

Hey, I know you, you're that kid what bitched Dirk out, ain'tcha? You wanna come?
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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-13 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
THERE YOU GO. DO YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE SITUATION NOW THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN ADEQUATELY INFORMED?

SURE KYLE. GET NIPPLE PIERCINGS. YOU WON'T HATE THAT LATER OR ANYTHING AT ALL.
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-13 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
not as good as when i get your name as a tramp stamp!

you don't think that's hot? yo you're really crabby right now.
haha crabby!
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[personal profile] onerthes 2022-01-13 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ursula's Ink I believe is in Prufrock? I recommend Henna. It's not permanent, but you can use it to get an idea what you like on your body before you do something longer term and permanent.

[And totally not because he was clearly cursed and as much as she liked her tattoos on her face, not everyone wanted to wake up to Karkat's name on their ass and a massive hangover from skin shedding. Nope.]
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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-13 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
NO, I DO NOT THINK THAT IS HOT. I DON'T WANT TO BRAND YOU LIKE YOU'RE MY PERSONAL PROPERTY.

I AM NOT ANY CRABBIER THAN USUAL. YOU'RE JUST IN A WEIRD MOOD. THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF YOUR SHEDS.
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-14 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
aw why bother if it ain't forever?
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2022-01-14 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
well if you don't like it i won't do it.

no on the nipples too huh? aight.

oh yeah that happened. much better this way right? more confident! hotter! and not old wtf that was fuckin sad as fuck
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[personal profile] klawful 2022-01-14 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WON'T LIKE IT EITHER. IF YOU STILL WANT IT IN A MONTH WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.

YOU CAN GET YOUR NIPPLES DONE IF YOU WANT. I STILL THINK YOU MIGHT NOT APPRECIATE THAT IN THE LONG RUN THOUGH.

(Oh. Oh yeah, no. That was not going to fly.)

KYLE. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL REGARDLESS OF YOUR CONFIDENCE OR AGE. YOU ARE NOT LESS BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU ARE OLDER AND SADDER. YOU ARE NOT "BETTER" THIS WAY OR "WORSE" OR WHATEVER. YOU'RE KYLE AND I LOVE YOU. THIS VERSION OF YOU IS JUST DIFFERENT AND APPARENTLY MORE RECKLESS. WHICH IS FINE, BUT I WOULD BE AN AWFUL MATE IF I DID NOT PROVIDE A BIT OF DAMAGE CONTROL.
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