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deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
strikefirster) wrote in deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
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1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language
[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
video | un: BRO
There are few things in life more raw and satisfying than throwing another guy around. Just slamming him down and completely dominating him. You get it.
(He's nodding sagely like he's in complete agreement with Johnny.)
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Ah finally! A real man understands what I'm talking about. I take it you've gone a round or two in the ring?
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I've lost count of how many men I've destroyed. Most come back for a second round. Third if they're real invigorated.
(He tips his head at the camera, grinning.)
I bet I could take you.
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A real champion accepts all challenges. It's the only way to really prove you're a badass.
Once I get the matts set up I'll give you a shout. We'll settle this like real men.
Just so you know what you're up against I'm two time All Valley Champ back in the states. And my student is the current champion.
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(He snickers lowly. Then a bit louder.)
I don't really need a mat, but hey, if your delicate body requires it, I'm willing to accommodate.
(Oh, wow. Dirk adjusts his glasses.)
Damn, dude. Nothing better than a teacher-student relationship, huh. That's the fantasy. Mad props. What's he like?
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[He gives a little grin.]
Miguel was a little nerd when I first met him. Bunch of punk ass teens were picking on him so I kicked the shit out of them.
Ended up hassling me to give him lessons so I opened up the dojo. He's a good kid with a killer instinct... You never would have expected him to improve and get as strong as he has. It's really kicked me in the ass if I'm being honest.