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deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
strikefirster) wrote in deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
Entry tags:
- dirk strider: milk,
- equius zahhak: latroma,
- fat billie: lucy,
- goro akechi: kei,
- johnny lawrence: josh,
- kassandra: ax,
- keith: sailor g,
- kyle broflovski: emma,
- luca: robin,
- michael: lu,
- paul atreides: beth,
- perell: basil,
- rose da silva: jhey,
- rose dawson: argustar,
- savage opress: vette,
- sayo yasuda: doom,
- sharon da silva: lunare,
- snow white: jax,
- stiles stilinski: charley,
- terry silver: cass,
- willow rosenberg: lucy,
- yuri lowell: mads
1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language
[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
Video | Un: Fishblast
Umm, Mister you can't be a cat person unless you're born one! That's what Diona said when I asked about her Kitty ears.
But Klee can't punch hard, but I blow monster up does that could as fighting. I don't know of Klee is allowed to punch hillicurls or slimes
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Kid- I don't know what the shit you're talking about- I'm not talking about cats. I'm talking about pussies. Weak as shit losers.
Uh... Blowing up shit sounds cool but being able to punch the shit out of your enemies is always going to be more badass. If you can't punch then come train with me. I'll teach you how.
Who told you can't punch hillbillies or slime balls?
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Oh, I thought it was short for pussycat. I didn't know it meant weak losers. [Not the she understands what a weak loser is]
Oh! You're not supposed to punch Hillicurls cause the have big axes or clubs that hurt a lot when they hit! Especially if there a lot of them attacking you. They're super mean so Klee just blows the up.l they can hit me! Um, I don't like punching slimes cause they're gross and sticky.
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Yeah well I don't care if an asshole comes at me with a club or axe. I'll kick the shit out of them either way. I guess if you're going to commit arson that works too.
Yeah I've known a few slime balls in my time too. Is it really that hard to take a shower? Fucking disgusting when that gets on your hands.