1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language

[strikefirster]

[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]

Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.

You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.

Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.

You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.

We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.

Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.

[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.

The feed cuts out shortly after.]

Comments

[strikefirster]

Hey. You can say whatever the fuck you want about me but my students back where I'm from are not a bunch of meatheads and assholes.

They were nerds and losers until they came into my dojo. I helped them train into men. And a couple chicks too. I gave them the confidence and strength they needed to defend themselves. And I'm teaching them the difference between being a badass and being an asshole.

Those kids have the potential to grow up better than I could ever hope for.

[thunderingcourage]

I guess that's good that they're not. But there's still no reason to put everything else down trying to sell your own dojo, so I still feel bad for them.

And you don't really sound like a badass to me. Instead, you sound like a jerk that's just insulting people hoping they're insecure enough to do what you say.

[strikefirster]

I'm not putting everything else down. I'm putting down one guy in particular. He wreaks like a used car salesman from where I'm from. You don't get free rides like that without a catch.

Hard to argue with that. I am not exactly the cute and cuddly type. But sometimes that can light a fire under a kids ass and give them the motivation to grow. If it works out than we both in the long run.

[thunderingcourage]

Yeah well, it also causes others to hurt and think that they're worthless or alone. And if I hear you talking to any of my friends that way you'll regret it.

[strikefirster]

I'm right here.

You want to lay down a challenge come and get it.

[thunderingcourage]

Fine if that's what it takes. But don't think about saying you held back because I'm a girl when I put you on your ass.

[strikefirster]

Like you fucking could.
I’m not going to hold back because you’re a chick.
If you want equal rights you can get punched in the face like a man.

[thunderingcourage]

I'm a lot tougher than I look.

Good, then you won't have any excuses.

[strikefirster]

You better be.

If it turns out that you're not I can always give you some lessons. Really help you man up for next time.

[thunderingcourage]

If it turns out I am you can apologize afterward.

[strikefirster]

I probably wont.

But whatever makes you feel better.

[thunderingcourage]

I guess the satisfying thud of you hitting the ground will have to be enough.

[strikefirster]

It's a good thing I'm all for equal rights.
Or else I might feel bad for punching that smug look off your face.

[thunderingcourage]

You should stop talking before you embarrass yourself.