1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language

[strikefirster]

[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]

Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.

You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.

Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.

You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.

We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.

Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.

[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.

The feed cuts out shortly after.]

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video | un: Da Silva

[rosae]

( Oh, she's giving a definite Disapproving Mom Look right now. )

Excuse me. Maybe you're new around here, but there are a lot of kids who read and use this. You need to watch your language.

[strikefirster]

[Woah. A fucking babe. Okay. She might be a little on the young side for Johnny and she was bitching at him but still.]

Look lady. I get it. But if they don't hear it from me they're going to hear it from someone else.

But you know... There are probably a few things you could shove in my mouth to shut me up if you're down.

[rosae]

( It'd be a lie to say Rose isn't shocked at that disgusting remark — eyes widening for a moment — but then her jaw tightens, eyes steeling coldly. )

What did I just say? ( Her tone is much like that of a mother sharply reprimanding someone... or someone demanding to speak to the manager. Look buddy, she's a PTA Mom from Ohio. She's not backing down. )

Kids could be reading this. And don't give me that line about them hearing it from someone else. Think about what kind of example you're setting right now.

( He's totally getting Lectured™. )

[strikefirster]

[Johnny's parental figures were questionable in life at best but had a lot of experience with getting yelled at.]

Okay, okay. Fine. I get it, just quit bitchin' at me. [He did not get it.]

Look I set a great example for kids. I teach a bunch of them back in the Valley. They're turning out alright. Just teaching them how to man up. You know?

[He... He is a work in progress with those kids.]

[rosae]

( Rose's eyes narrow into slits, lips pursing. ALL RIGHT, SIR. SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE. )

No, I don't know. You sound like a lawsuit waiting to happen. That's assuming none already have.

( Should she be snapping back at this guy? Probably not. But look, she recently led a massacre against a church full of cultists. She's not afraid of this high-kicking bastard. )

How old are these kids you teach?

[strikefirster]

[THAT IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE!]

You look like a lawsuit waiting to happen. All of my prior convictions were minor and nothing to worry about.

[Johnny looks down at his hand like he's trying to count out the age.]

Mostly in mid-teens. No one over eighteen except for Stingray.

But he's a special case and I don't think he should even be taking classes.

[rosae]

( Prior convictions—

Rose's anger quickly turns to something that looks more horrified. This psychopath is actually advertising for people to come... train under him. He taught young people. )

This can't seriously be happening... ( Is this a new level of Silent Hill? What the fuck )

I'm going to report you.

( ...To whom, Rose? What authority?? Maybe she'll just come try to stop him herself )

[strikefirster]

Good luck.

I don't think anyone has the authority to do that here.

Pretty sure we're not in California anymore and they're all local or state crimes.