Johnny Lawrence (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
strikefirster) wrote in deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
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1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language
[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
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[She pauses for a second. Hang on - is that what this is about? Some guy from his old life?]
The car salesman? That LaRusso guy you mentioned before? From high school? You know, it might be different for you at home, but here, you have to learn to work with other people, or you're going to get killed. And if you get killed, you're going to end up a squid again. You don't want that, right?
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[Wow. Calling him out on his bullshit is one of his triggers.]
Yeah well that's not how we handle things in the Valley. Ozpin and LaRusso's styles are the exact opposite of mine. We can't work together and no matter what we do that isn't going to change.
And jokes on you I've already been a squid again. It sucked like shit but I'm back again.
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[She is absolutely going to call him out on his bullshit.
Hold up. Hold up on a couple fronts. One of them, she's going to come back to.]
You already died? Already? How?
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[Oh. Well Shit.]
Some big red horny guy and I got into a fight. He pulled some cheap ass move where he choked me out with his mind.
Couldn't even fight me like a man.
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[She knows immediately. Red guy, with horns. Of course. Of course it was Maul. Why is it always Maul?]
Oh. Him. Black tattoos I'm guessing? Yeah, I've known him for awhile. He tried to kill me too, but...
[Willow trails off with a little shrug. She probably shouldn't rub it in that she has survived her encounters with Maul while Johnny hasn't. He also doesn't seem to have learned anything from it??]
He's kind of a psychopath. You might want to... you know. Just. Not.
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[Oh great. He sees the way she trails off there and he feels his fists clench a little. Not only did that guy kill him but he was picking on chicks too? Johnny liked Maul less and less.]
Yeah. That's the asshole.
What? Not stand up to this prick while he goes around killing people?
Fuck that shit.
You might bury your head in the sand and let him do whatever he wants. But that's not me.
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[She hasn't really tried - she's never needed to, but she knows already that using magic unnecessarily, or big displays of power does absolutely nothing for Tara except cause an argument.]
There's other ways to stand up to someone besides getting into a pointless fight you can't win. That's not going to accomplish anything with someone like Maul except prove to him that he's stronger than you.