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deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
strikefirster) wrote in deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
Entry tags:
- dirk strider: milk,
- equius zahhak: latroma,
- fat billie: lucy,
- goro akechi: kei,
- johnny lawrence: josh,
- kassandra: ax,
- keith: sailor g,
- kyle broflovski: emma,
- luca: robin,
- michael: lu,
- paul atreides: beth,
- perell: basil,
- rose da silva: jhey,
- rose dawson: argustar,
- savage opress: vette,
- sayo yasuda: doom,
- sharon da silva: lunare,
- snow white: jax,
- stiles stilinski: charley,
- terry silver: cass,
- willow rosenberg: lucy,
- yuri lowell: mads
1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language
[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
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You're going to be jacked once we get your training going.
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[Look at this tiny child's eyes light up, as though this is the most exciting thing that's happened to him so far today.
It is. Because he's making a new friend.]
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We'll awaken the snake within you.
And you'll be the strongest toughest person around.
And you'll get all the chicks.
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[Because, really, that's the most important part of all this stuff, right?]
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And cinder blocks with your fists.
You're going to break all kinds of shit.
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[Billie beams and nods.]
Sign me up!