1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language

[strikefirster]

[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]

Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.

You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.

Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.

You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.

We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.

Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.

[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.

The feed cuts out shortly after.]

Comments

[clocktowers]

[ Ozpin would be genuinely mystified, but too much of a coward to fight his own battles is the sort of insult that rings uncomfortably familiar. ]

Then perhaps we can discuss this in a more structured setting, should the opportunity arise. I stand by the ability of my students to compete in any challenge you may wish to set.

[ and that is how ozpin accepted the thrown gauntlet of the first annual all trench karate tournament ]

[strikefirster]

You're on.

A tournament like we do where I'm from may be the way to go. Any hit to the body or face is a point. first to three points is the winner. No points for shots to the leg or arms, or causing unnecessary harm. Blocking an attack doesn't earn a point either.

[clocktowers]

My students train primarily in armed combat, even within a sparring context. You propose a wholly unarmed tournament?

[strikefirster]

I do.
We could have an armed segment to it if you really want.
But your students aren't always going to have a weapon on them. They're going to need to know how to fight without one.
It's on you to prepare them for that.

[clocktowers]

[ It is genuinely aggravating that he has a good point. ]

If your students train only in unarmed combat, I see no reason to belabor the point.

Unarmed will suit well enough. It will be an interesting test of skill indeed.

[strikefirster]

Unarmed is the most badass way to do this.

How about we announce this shit once the giant monster is taken care of?

Need to have a town to fight in if we're going to host a tournament.

[clocktowers]

Very well. We'll discuss it further once that threat has been resolved.