strikefirster: (all right)
Johnny Lawrence ([personal profile] strikefirster) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm

1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language

[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]

Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.

You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.

Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.

You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.

We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.

Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.

[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.

The feed cuts out shortly after.]
phaseflex: (pic#13982881)

it be that way sometimes

[personal profile] phaseflex 2022-02-09 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, now you say that I feel bad about coming to beat you up! [she huffs, blowing a strand of her ponytail forward.] Whatever, it's character building. If you don't have them, I won't use mine.
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[personal profile] phaseflex 2022-02-11 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Call me babe again and you'll have two people who've put you in the ground. [no chill.] I don't rely on them. They compliment my fighting style.
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[personal profile] phaseflex 2022-02-13 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
My name; Amara. [she says with a sniff, resisting the impulse to go off on one about nicknames.] I could take all of my siblings before I got my powers. Right, I think I see your door. Brace yourself, bitch. I'm gonna rock your world and your brain in your skull.
phaseflex: <user name="professordipshit" site="tumblr"> (tonight the winds of change)

[personal profile] phaseflex 2022-02-26 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I have killed more than one God, [she says, then launches herself at him the moment she's through the door. just a simple punch to start with-- she wants to see what kind of moves he has. and, also, genuinely does not want to punch his head off.]