Johnny Lawrence (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
strikefirster) wrote in deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
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1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language
[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
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Unless you're actually a dragon.
Or a dude pretending to be a chick.
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Unless you mean how many follows I have on CatChat. It was about 5 million last I checked, but it might be higher now.
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The number exchange is a classic move. You don't mess with that.
I have no idea what CatChat is.
But it sounds like you have a lot of people stalking you if that's the case.
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And what would you do with my number, anyway?
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A real man doesn't do shit like that.
Call you up? Ask if you want to grab a drink or catch a movie.
You now spend fucking time with you or some shit like that.
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And you can call me if you want to. This is as close to a phone as I've got here.
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Sounds good. Once I get the dojo set up maybe we can do grab a drink.
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Looking forward to it.