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Johnny Lawrence ([personal profile] strikefirster) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm

1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language

[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]

Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.

You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.

Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.

You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.

We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.

Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.

[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.

The feed cuts out shortly after.]
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[personal profile] subject_013 2022-02-11 04:57 am (UTC)(link)

[A closed-mouthed chuckle in the other's throat.]

I can see that would appeal to some, though I'd prefer to impress Milady by ending a brawl that's already broken out. Then again, I worked in law enforcement - search and rescue, with some tactical work - for a couple of years, so some habits don't die hard.

I regret I don't need your services, though in a place like this, it helps to have someone willing to teach others how to watch their own backs, in the event that rescue isn't easily at hand.