Johnny Lawrence (
strikefirster) wrote in
deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
Entry tags:
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- fat billie: lucy,
- goro akechi: kei,
- johnny lawrence: josh,
- kassandra: ax,
- keith: sailor g,
- kyle broflovski: emma,
- luca: robin,
- michael: lu,
- paul atreides: beth,
- perell: basil,
- rose da silva: jhey,
- rose dawson: argustar,
- savage opress: vette,
- sayo yasuda: doom,
- sharon da silva: lunare,
- snow white: jax,
- stiles stilinski: charley,
- terry silver: cass,
- willow rosenberg: lucy,
- yuri lowell: mads
1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language
[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]

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[He has a hard time trusting Kreese not only after what he had done to him, but seeing what he was teaching his students too. He wasn't going to just forgive him.]
Let's do that then. I might join in on a few lessons too. Just to see if your style's going in the same direction I want Cobra Kai to go in.
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[ Terry actually has no problem shit-talking Kreese, but only he gets to do it. ]
I'm happy to let you drop in whenever you like. Cobra Kai should have strength in numbers, especially here.
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But... Fine. I can lay off until then.
[He was just going to privately vent about him from here.]
Sounds good. Turns out this place has a lot of bad asses around. And the freaky monster things too.
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I take it you've found some promising students already, then?
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Yeah okay. I'll give you that. I'd rather say it to his face anyways.
A few kids. They don't look like a whole lot at the moment but that's what the training is for, right?
A girl named Sayo and a guy, Paul seem like the best contenders so far.