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Johnny Lawrence ([personal profile] strikefirster) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm

1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language

[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]

Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.

You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.

Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.

You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.

We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.

Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.

[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.

The feed cuts out shortly after.]
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[personal profile] dynatox 2022-02-12 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
The man's not here to defend himself, Mr. Lawrence. I'd rather not insult him behind his back. If he shows up we'll take it up with him then, alright?

[ Terry actually has no problem shit-talking Kreese, but only he gets to do it. ]

I'm happy to let you drop in whenever you like. Cobra Kai should have strength in numbers, especially here.
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[personal profile] dynatox 2022-02-14 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
He saved my life. That doesn't mean I approve of however he treated you, but it does mean I owe him enough not to talk about him behind his back.

I take it you've found some promising students already, then?