Johnny Lawrence (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
strikefirster) wrote in deernet2022-02-02 08:22 pm
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- keith: sailor g,
- kyle broflovski: emma,
- luca: robin,
- michael: lu,
- paul atreides: beth,
- perell: basil,
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- terry silver: cass,
- willow rosenberg: lucy,
- yuri lowell: mads
1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language
[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.
You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.
Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.
You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.
We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.
Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.
[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.
The feed cuts out shortly after.]
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[He is sassing too. But jeez. No TV? That was fucking rough.]
Your funeral man. Once I show you movie magic you're never going to want to go back. Rocky is a fucking classic.
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Ahhhh.... [He trailed, looking for a metaphor.]
Would you compare Wapples and Potatoes? Not really. They're different.
But! Tell me when and where. I'll watch that movie with you!
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I don't even know what a wapple is but it sounds like a waffle and an apple had a baby. And that could taste good.
My place. This evening. We'll have beer and chips.
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Beer and chips and a show sounds like a plan. Do you have an actual place, or are you still in the warehouse?
[Not that Perell had any right to judge. He was living in a magic tent in someone's living room.]
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I'm still in the warehouse. The other people teaching here got a head start. I need to catch up and get my dojo set up first.
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[It was the name of a tree. Close, right?]
Otherwise, there's just that-- [
asshole] -- that guy who arrived when you did. It sounds like you're part of the same school?no subject
[He is lying through his teeth. But it's as Ozpin's expense so it's worth it.
He gives a little bit of a shrug at the mention of Terry.]
Yeah... I don't know him but he's from the same place as me. He apparently founded Cobra Kai with the guy who taught me.
This guy seems like the better of the two to end up here.
[Johnny was wrong.]
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I don't know, Johnny. Something about that guy reminds me of an asshole I used to know.
[Perell added carefully, trying not to be too pushy while simultaneously offering a friendly warning. He didn't dare mention his use of the name 'bulrushes' to pester the man on the network.
Some things were best left unsaid.]
He seems like the kinda guy who would play nice while scheming how to get his own way the entire time. The person I knew.... well, he really got me and someone else good before he vanished to do whatever the fuck he was doing.
If he's alive or dead, I don't know. But he hurt people on the way out.
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But Johnny wasn't really prepared to deal with that at the moment.]
Well if he tries something I'll just kick his ass. Put him in back into whatever nursing home he crawled out of.
If he's a weak manipulative little snake then his bones will be dust.