1 Point | Video; UN: Strike1st | CW Language

[strikefirster]

[The feed opens up to a crooked shot of a building that screams abandoned warehouse vibes. Out of frame is a man in a black karate gi standing next to a grandfather clock with the words "Professor Dongspin" written on it in green paint.]

Now I just got here but I've been seen a lot of talk about free fighting lessons. But we all know that in life you get what you pay for.

You want to really kick the competition? Then you need to get your ass down to Cobra Kai.

Screw that weird ass fairy tale bullshit. Learn from someone who drinks raw eggs, not pansy ass hot chocolate.

You'll learn bone crunching, face smashing, all American Karate. For the reasonable price of your blood, sweat and tears.

We're not going to be doing any self-defense, It's time to learn self-offense.

Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai and let me teach you the way of the fist.

[And then leaps into the air and delivers a spinning kick into the grandfather clock which collapses and smashes against the ground.

The feed cuts out shortly after.]

Comments

[alternia_strength]

I am personally partial to archery, but the option is not currently available. I have a bad habit of breaking bows. However, fists work extremely well under normal circumstances.

Where will you be establishing this regimen? The Gate?

[strikefirster]

Never really got into archery, just like one or two classes when they had it in high school. Fists are where it's at.

Near the gate. But I'm going to open up a separate dojo. Talking with someone about running a tournament though and we'll probably do that in the gate.

[alternia_strength]

The gate is preferred for those engagements. Better space for proper strife. And I am well aware that my obsession with the use of archery exceeds most. I am simply a fan of its elegant precision.

But, given current circumstances, my fists are a more appropriate tool for engaging in battle.

[strikefirster]

Then when I hold my tournament it'll be at the gate.

Training will be at my own personal dojo. We're going to make your fists deadly weapons for when that time comes.

[alternia_strength]

My fists already are, but fine-tuning my techniques will never be a bad thing. You will be willing to inform me when everything is in readiness for training, I would hope?