( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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Comments

[azurestar]

Alright, so if you're negotiating for someone's "pleasure" then who are you negotiating with? Who's holding their pleasure hostage? Why? And wouldn't someone be totally into getting pleasured? Why is negotiating even necessary? I have questions, man!

[jedies]

[ ah. ]

I don't think you're supposed to read that much into it. I think the idea is simply that the pleasure should be mutual and that aspect is ensured. I certainly don't do that much negotiating in the bedroom.

[azurestar]

…Well that was anticlimactic.

[jedies]

That's on you for reading this much into it. Have you never seen a dating profile before?

[azurestar]

I've seen plenty, even had one made for me back in the dream.

[jedies]

Then it must be the lack of dates.

[azurestar]

[OFFENDED GASP.]

Hey! I've gotten TONS of dates!

[jedies]

Then you'd think you'd know how to interpret a dating profile.

[azurestar]

Well… maybe I don't need a dating profile to get them.

[jedies]

If that were true, it wouldn't be a "maybe", would it?

[azurestar]

That's- that's just a turn of phrase!

[jedies]

Of course it is.

[azurestar]

It is!

[jedies]

Was I disagreeing?

[azurestar]

Not- you- ugh! I'm out! Not gonna fall for your Jedi Mind tricks. Nope, nah-uh!

[jedies]

Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded, I'm afraid.

[azurestar]

…Wait, did you just say I'm strong minded?

[jedies]

Is that what I said?

[azurestar]

…You're infuriating, you know that?

[jedies]

So I've been told.

[azurestar]

[A heavy sigh.] Well, if that is what you meant then thanks, but also you're totally a hundred percent wrong.

[jedies]

How so?

[azurestar]

Nope, not gonna go there. I just know myself and I'm leaving it at that.

[jedies]

If that were true, I don't think you'd bring it up in such a way.

[azurestar]

Maybe I'm just an impulsive guy.