( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[spiritwalks]

It's not?

[Hm. News to him.]

Want me to ask one to hang out with you for a day?

[jedies]

I'm only guessing, but I assume it means more than fishing for cats. Idioms rarely are what they appear to be.

And I appreciate the offer. To be honest, I do feel the itch.

[spiritwalks]

Oh no, it's a literal phrase where I'm from. Can't speak for this world, though

But I get it. Sometimes you just want headbutts and nuzzles, you know? I mean, I'M not gonna judge. I worked for a cat once, and it was worth every purring.

There's probably a cat cafe somewhere in Cellar Door

[He may have misunderstood that last sentence.]

[jedies]

While I have a great affinity for animals, that's not quite what I'm looking for.

[spiritwalks]

[Vyng takes a second to re-read the last couple of messages.]

Oh.
Right.
That's why you wrote this ad. Duh...

Sorry. I'm not very good at reading tone through text

Also, I mean this in the nicest way possible, but...you never struck me as the kind of guy to place ads for sex in the local paper

[Partly because Vyng assumed he wouldn't even NEED to, but also because Obi-Wan just exudes propriety and all the discreetness that entails.]

[jedies]

I didn't, technically. Boga did. It is certainly not my usual way of going about, I can assure you.

[spiritwalks]

oh yeah?

who's boga?

[jedies]

That would be my omni

[spiritwalks]

Oh wow. Boga is GORGEOUS

Look at those feathers! They're beautiful!

With a companion like that? You're one lucky man, Obi-Wan Kenobi

[jedies]

Why thank you. I've always considered her to be a good looking girl.

[spiritwalks]

And rightfully so. She's stunning, and she clearly cares for you.

[It's enough to melt a stone heart.]

How long has it been?
Since you've had some companionship of the warm-blooded kind.

[jedies]

A few years. It's tricky with a war going on constantly.

[spiritwalks]

Awhile, then. No wonder you've got an itch.

I can relate. My travels used to take me far from civilization for years at a time.

[jedies]

I do miss traveling. It's what we used to do regularly before the war.

[spiritwalks]

So do I. It's never been in my nature to settle in a single place.

[Elven or human. Spiritual or material. One world or another. For Vyng, there's seldom one of anything. He exists as many things at once, and he's happiest when he's free to simply be whatever it is his heart tells him to be at any given moment.]

You know, I may not be able to shapeshift into animals anymore. But I've still got a good relationship with my inner tomcat. My vixen, too, depending on the day.

[jedies]

If that's your innuendo, it needs work.

[spiritwalks]

[Vyng snorts at the screen.]

Are you always this sassy when somebody asks you out on a date?

[jedies]

I believe it's called force of personality.

[spiritwalks]

Sounds like a fancier way of saying "can't bullshit a bullshitter" 🍷😌

[jedies]

I didn't deny that.

[spiritwalks]

[Kind of an enigmatic answer, but that's nothing new. Still, no body language to read leaves Vyng at a bit of an impasse.]

It's okay if the answer is no, by the way.

My feelings won't be hurt. No explanation needed, friend.

[He recognizes he might not exactly be Obi-Wan's type. Vyng is far from dignified. Hell, he relishes in it. Not everybody's into that, and that's perfectly fine.]

[jedies]

If you're offering, I'll be glad to take you up on it.

[spiritwalks]

Dope :) Because I'm offering

Tell Boga I said thank you for the direct message, by the way. She's a very clever girl!

[jedies]

I'll pass the message along.

[spiritwalks]

Please. I appreciate it.



And since I'm the one who asked you out, I guess it's only polite for me to put together a little choose-your-own adventure.

So...What do we do first? Choose one:

A. Go dancing 💃🕺
B. Dinner and a dimly-lit bardcore concert 🍝 🎻 ♫
C. Take a ride on my blade sailer (weather permitting) ⛵ ⛸️ ❄️️
D. Keep it simple and check into a warm, cozy room somewhere 🔥😌♥