( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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Comments

[jedies]

Nothing so far, I'm afraid.

[lightthedarkness]

People are not paying attention, then. You're very handsome. [If Usagi had any concept of modern slang, she'd call Obi-Wan the snack that he is.]

[jedies]

[ he smiles faintly. ]

Still, I am slightly older than most here.

[lightthedarkness]

I mean, considering the amount of immortals we have running around I think you're younger than you realize.

[jedies]

Oh, no doubt, but physical age matters.

[lightthedarkness]

[Usagi chooses not to comment as when she was Serenity, she was several centuries years old when she met Endymion and he was only in his 20s. So...], Obi-Wan, you put yourself out there, what are YOU looking for? Maybe I can send them your way if our paths cross.

[jedies]

[ hence why obi-wan specified physical!! ]

Ah, well. If it's more than a short-term commitment, I would like someone who challenges me but also respects who I am. That's been a struggle of late.

[lightthedarkness]

Did you get stalked by Maulberry Milkshake too, then?

[jedies]

[ dryly. ]

Getting stalked by Maul is a normal day for me.

1/?

[lightthedarkness]

[Mouth opens]

2/?

[lightthedarkness]

[SIIIIIIIGH]

3/?

[lightthedarkness]

[Mouth closes.]

4/5

[lightthedarkness]

[Maul please ]

5/5

[lightthedarkness]

I wish I could say I was even a tiny bit surprised but it's more it is so typical I literally just forgot.

[jedies]

Well, it has been a while since he lapsed.

And the strawberries are new.

[lightthedarkness]

Yeeeeah... the strawberries are way creepier than just angry him.

[jedies]

I don't suppose you have any idea what happened?

[lightthedarkness]

Not yet. I escaped one Maul to run into another. He was less huggy and more stabby.

Lightsabers suck being stabbed by, by the way.

[jedies]

I think that's the point.

So you saw . . . several versions?

[lightthedarkness]

Ha ha. I'm fine, thank you for asking.

Saw is... a word.

[jedies]

What happened?

[lightthedarkness]

Managed to escape Maulberry Milkshake, was headed to his place to see what was going on, immediately ran into red Palpatine version.

We... chatted. He did not like what I had to say.

I did not like what he had been doing.

[jedies]

[ he sighs. ]

I'll tell Anakin to stay put and go take a look. It's unwise to leave a Sith roaming out, especially one who may have lost . . . some perspective.

[lightthedarkness]

Oh, that won't be necessary. He is no longer around... like, at all.

[jedies]

That was quick.