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Obi-Wan Kenobi (38)

Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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Asking is not the same as doing. And it will remain private should an encounter take place.

This is simply Boga's doing.

[Anakin's instantly uncomfortable to any mention of their omens. He's worked very hard to make sure his never makes an appearance around anyone.]

She can't do that.

[If they could he has way more to worry about.]

[ obi-wan raises an eyebrow. ]

She did. She is somewhat sentient after all.

How would she know that you need to have... you know.

[Will the Son be able to declare Anakin misses his wife or something?]

I wouldn't say she thought of it as a need. Maybe simply as a desire.

[ dryly. ]

I have been a little cooped up of late.

Why didn't you say that then? We can go for a walk, I wasn't sure if that lockjoint thing was still bothering you.

You want to do walks with me?

Unless you wanted to spar instead...

[But he knows he hasn't earned his lightsaber back yet.]

[ he shakes his head. ]

No. I'm just surprised.

I exercise plenty.

Oh, you're full of energy.

But walking isn't one of your preferred activities.

But the company is.

[Also if it means Obi-Wan does not go to get laid then it's a win-win scenario.]

I see.

And you have no ulterior motive here?

Of course not. Is it really so hard to believe I like spending time with you?

Yes, when it involves activities I like.

Fine! I won't then.

[And then he's stomping off to go sulk in his room.]

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