01 | intheflesh

[souledsister]

So. Little Trenchlets. I've been here for awhile- [She has been here four days]- and it's hard to keep track of all these people I keep hearing about. So many rumors flying about and it's all so fucking juicy.

So, I'm alone, horny for context, and ready to show mine if you show me yours.

I heard there was a huge party thrown at a house in gaze. A bunch of teens drinking, doing drugs, and kissing with tongues that they just don't know how to use, and providing uninteresting details about alien worms. Completely trashed the place.

Even worse, I heard they robbed the man who let them into his house. Thankfully, he'd warded the objects so if you see a shifty-looking kid or two with their hand blown off, now you know why! There's a moral lesson in there... probably.

Now it's your turn. You don't even have to sign your name. I'm that thirsty for the D(eets).

((Feel free to have your character post "anonymously" about rumors they may have heard about events or themselves in the trench or rumors they want to make up! I highly encourage threadjacking and silliness. Of course, keep it IC, civil, and consider asking permission from others if you think you should.))

Comments

[strikefirster]

By covering my students in honey and throwing them at a bunch of bears for training.

[forwantofahorse]

see! lawrence-sensei knows what he's doing!

shit do you want me to grab some honey next time i go for a grocery run

[strikefirster]

I'm going with you.
We're going to need a lot and your nerd arms can only carry so much.

[forwantofahorse]

here's something else we need to consider: where are we getting the bears

i don't think there are any bears in trench

[strikefirster]

I actually might have that covered.

You know those portals that starting showing up?

I saw one in the woods that had a shit ton of bears wandering around in it.

We just have to find a way to coax them out.

I think the honey will do the trick.

[forwantofahorse]

On it, sensei.

[Sayo thinks that this is a bit, and will bring honey to the dojo likewise assuming it is a bit.

It is, unfortunately, probably not a bit.]

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[wannasmash]

The bears don't deserve that. I'll be the bears instead.

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[strikefirster]

I will get you a bear costume.

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[wannasmash]

I already have a costume, and aren't all our opponents in the tournament humanoid??

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[strikefirster]

They should be.
I'm going to have to ask you to get all the way off my back about my training methods.
And just trust that training against bears will give my students the edge they need to overcome anything a human can throw against them.

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[wannasmash]

Pretty sure I'm more dangerous than a bear. And I've already agreed to this, unlike the bears.

[ He is firmly on his back about the bears. The bears did nothing wrong. They must be protected. ]