video; UN: TripleJ

[kyley_b]

[Hey, look who has a face again! And he looks like he's actually slept recently.]

Uh. Hi. If you don't know me, I'm Kyle. This is like, extremely awkward feeling, but I'm gonna do this anyway.

It's Passover season. You wanna come for Seder? You can come to my place in Gaze. It's uh, behind an empty storefront called Bi the Garage, just take the stairs up to the second floor. Open invite to anybody, just like... don't show up and try to kill anyone 'cause I absolutely will kick your ass. And if I die, my boyfriend will destroy you so like, don't even bother.

Obviously the menu might be uh, a little different? Because we live in the fucking mushroom kingdom and stuff. Also I'm not orthodox so don't expect this to be like... hardcore. But I'm gonna do my best. Show up on Friday I guess anytime since it's ALL after sundown now, so... yeah. If you show up early I'll put you to work, though.

So. Yeah. Use this space to introduce yourselves to each other and stuff, I'm not your mom.

Chag Pesach Sameach.


[eta OOC: feel free to mingle below, and if you want to thread anything you can use Kyle's house of course. I'm going to be handwaving due to illness.]

Comments

[kyley_b]

Uhm, maybe not a thousand, but I think one of my friends is at least three-hundred.

[killtime]

[ Three hundred? Still a baby. ]

That's a long time to fuck around the mortal coil. How unfortunate for your friend.

[kyley_b]

She seems okay with it. She's not human though.

[killtime]

Probably helps. Humans aren't made for more than a hundred years or so.

[kyley_b]

Okay, I'm just going to assume you're some sort of weird murdering immortal being from here on out because you're so cryptic. But you're still invited! Uhm, what should I call you?

[killtime]

[ Deadpan: ] "Weird murdering immortal being" has a certain charm to it. Really rolls off the fucking tongue.

[kyley_b]

It's a bit long, though. I'll just call you Hardcore I guess.

[killtime]

Sure. [ With mild dryness: ] Don't know if the person lives up to the name, but don't let reality stop you.

[kyley_b]

I mean, I could just call you by your ACTUAL name too, that'd be even better. But if you wanna stay mysterious...

[killtime]

How about I call you "Softcore" and we consider things even?

[kyley_b]

Fair.