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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

[micycle]

Okay so orange soda is like. Juice? But with bubbles in it? And more sugar. And orange coloring so it stains your tongue and everything.

[sparkknight]

Oooh, that's sounds really good! Klee likes oranges and make your tongue orange sounds fun. But if it has bubbles, does it have acid and stuff? I've seen stuff bubbling in a lab but your not supposed to drink it.

[micycle]

Not all acids are the bad kind. Oranges have citric acid, which doesn't hurt you. And the bubbles are carbonation, which is just air. I don't know how to do it yet but you can carbonate anything, even water.