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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

[micycle]

And that's why we need the demon horse.

Maybe we could put him in a little uniform so people can't see as much swamp sludge.

[shiro2hero]

He has swamp sludge now???

How... do you keep that off the pizza?

[micycle]

The pizza goes in a box which goes in a bag.

[Do you need a diagram?]

[shiro2hero]

And the sludge doesn't... get through the bag?

[Listen, Marshmallow can move through solid objects who says the sludge won't do the same thing.]

[micycle]

[A few moment's silence.]

Will is shouting from the next room that Marshmallow doesn't like people to talk about his sludge. He's sensitive.

[shiro2hero]

Is Marshmallow listening?

[micycle]

I have no idea. I think he might be telepathic.

[shiro2hero]

Marshmallow is the scariest thing in Trench, right now.

[micycle]

Hopefully Will liking us means Marshmallow likes us. I'll just try not to piss him off and get a demon horse after me for leaving dishes in the sink.

[This statement is purely for joking purposes. He and Will both leave their dishes in the sink for days.]

[shiro2hero]

Wow, a demon horse omen keeping order in the house.

Never thought I'd see that one.

[micycle]

It's better than my omen. He just sits on my shoulder and stares at people.

[shiro2hero]

Oh yeah? I don't think I've met him yet. What is he?