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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

[micycle]

Yeah watch that try to hold up in court.

[He watched a lot of daytime TV in Deerington.]

[survivalthroughhate]

As people are so fond of reminding me, there is no government here in Trench. Law and order mean nothing. The blame will still rest squarely on your shoulders.

[micycle]

I think you just want to kill people and the pizza has nothing to do with it.

[survivalthroughhate]

If I had the desire and wherewithal, I could kill half the Sleepers in this city before I was stopped. The fact it has been several months since my last murder says volumes.