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[micycle]

PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.

Comments

text: un; an.observer

[thisislife]

1) *Turkey* pepperoni, lots and lots and LOTS of cheese, and tomato sauce

2) Is there a neither, medium crust option?

3) Yes.

4) I don't know. Maybe one of the other Arcane Scholars might.

5) Noon to eight. If I eat after eight, I feel all sluggish and gross the next day.

6) Often. I'm in the middle of trying to open up a business which would drastically cut down on my cooking time. And if it's a horse here, I'm willing to bet that it's definitely fucking terrifying but whatever. It's not the horse's fault.

[micycle]

Okay first of all, what the fuck is wrong with normal pepperoni??

And second of all, what kind of business?

[thisislife]

Well, I'm secular Jewish. No pork products allowed. That and regular pepperoni always looked too greasy, I figured it would give me a stomachache.

A used books and comic book store.

[micycle]

Oh. Cool.

[He absolutely knew that was a thing.]

That sounds awesome. Me and my friends used to spend so much time at the comic store back in Deerington.

[thisislife]

I guess so? No one cares if we get our days off of school or can eat what's for offer in the lunchroom, but the same could be said for Muslim students.

Really? Have any you feel like parting with? I'm working on building a good back catalog of comics, not just Rob Liefeld Wolverine rip-off number 757. I'm willing to do trades?

[micycle]

[Mike makes a mental note to see if the Archive has any books on Earth religions, because he's feeling super stupid right now. He knows nothing that wasn't covered in Sunday School at his family's Methodist church.]

I did back in Deerington but they didn't come with me. And I have no idea what that means, so I'm guessing you're from sometime after 1985.

[thisislife]

[no, no! the last thing she would have wanted was to make him feels stupid. she hates hurting people's feelings]

That's too bad. Was there no way to bring stuff with you because of the Dream? And I'm from 2019.