micycle: (always something there to remind me)
ɹǝʅǝǝɥʍ ǝʞᴉɯ ([personal profile] micycle) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-04-30 12:17 pm

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PIZZA MARKET RESEARCH SURVEY #1

1. What are the best pizza toppings (and nothing weird like anchovies)?

2. Thin crust or thick crust?

3. Do you like orange soda?

4. Do you know how replicate orange soda here?

5. What are your preferred pizza eating hours?

6. How often would you use a horse-based delivery service? Would it depend on what kind of horse showed up at your house with the pizza? Would it matter if the horse was fucking terrifying?

Thank you all for your input.
measuringdicks: (you pull on your finger then)

[personal profile] measuringdicks 2022-05-17 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
that sounds fake how do you know that
I'm pretty sure shit still tastes the same when you grow up and get older

for example
your mom's vagina still tastes the same


[That felt wrong to type, considering they have the same face.]