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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

Comments

[munchie]

I've never really seen the ocean. I grew up in this place called Devil's Kettle, Minnesota, which is nowhere even close. The most thrilling water scenes we had going on was some stupid waterfall and a lake.

(She has an unusual bite to her voice when she explains the waterfall, but whatever that bite is leaves quickly enough.)

I don't really do the whole research thing. Books never got anyone laid. (Yeah, Jen, that's the only kind of research people do.) You're so sweet.

(Jennifer was flourishing here. Was there a greater compliment than being called pretty? If there was, she hadn't found it yet.)

Are your legs working now?

[lightthedarkness]

Oh, I lived near the ocean in Tokyo. You know though, for living by it all my life, I never went on it, like boats? Never.

Well, now you have a whole ocean to explore! [Don't let her bestie, Ami, or her baby bro, Varian hear you say that, Jennifer. They are bibliophiles first and foremost.] And we can explore together if you want?

Mnn! Thank you for asking, yes! Everything is working now! Top to bottom!

[munchie]

I've always wanted to go to Tokyo. Totally cute fashion. And the city life seems so cool. (God, she was glad to be out of her shitty hometown.)

The guys seem extra salty too. They actually care about how they look. (Unlike hicks. Ugh. If she had to see one more camo print hat, she'd gag.)

Don't have anyone else to explore it with. (So, yeah. That'd be pretty cool. Her eyes brighten.) Maybe they have yachts here.

(She smirks.)

Everything?

[lightthedarkness]

Well I would totally take you to Tokyo if I could! Oh my gosh! There is SO much you'd look stunning in! Like Lolita or Visual Kei or oh oh! Traditional anything!

Well SOME guys. Some guys just take advantage that basically every school requires a uniform we pretty much live in until college. But I love shopping for... well, anything, but especially fashion!

Oh! I've never been on a yacht! Where do you think they keep those? If they have them. Maybe we could go on a cruise too!

And yes, everything! I mean I pretty much checked and all good! [Usagi doesn't get what Jen is initially implying but she will soon enough.]