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[munchie]

cw: cannibalism kinda, underage sex jokes, brief nondescript ref to animal violence

Hiii everyone.

(Have an enthusiastic wave from a girl speaking in a perfected baby voice.)

My name's Jennifer Check and I'd like to put it out there that I'm now accepting human sacrifices. Sexual or otherwise.

(She smirks at her own joke, but really, she's starving.)

And I mean human specifically. I don't do that animal sacrifice bullshit. I'm not some psycho white boy who got turned down too many times by the pretty girl at school and who's weirdly obsessed with making Call of Duty half his personality.

(A big sweeping eyeroll. It's amazing how quick her voice went from Baby-Uwu to Frigid-Bitch. It's not a talent everyone could master, admittedly.)

Anyway. Is everyone around here a prude or something? I haven't seen any cleavage outside of my own in like a whole day. Holy shit. (...DRAMATIC REALIZATION...) Did I get kidnapped by the Amish...

(The last part is muttered to herself.)

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[onekindsoul]

Hi Jennifer,

I'm Ruby and I'm not really looking to be sacrificed or anything but I'll send anyone I find your way.

[She probably wont.]

Not really? I just kind of focused a bit more on legs when I was picking out my outfit- Had to prioritize, you know?

But everyone is really super covered up around here.

[munchie]

Your name's Ruby? Did you coordinate your entire outfit to match your name?

(But also like. She goes from judgy tone to immediate grin.)

Thanks, sweetie. I'd appreciate that. (This somehow doesn't sound condescending.)

I'm a tits-girl myself. They're the money makers of this whole production, after all. (Gestures to herself.) I get it.

(Everyone had their assets.)

I literally saw a freak in a full-length dress, gloves, mask, and a hat. Maybe they're just allergic to air.

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[vibing]

I have no idea what the Amish are, but I'm pretty sure none of us are human anymore. I dunno about you, but I showed up here as a squid. Pretty weird.

[ Does it help if it's boy cleavage, Jennifer? Yuri's shirt is open all the way to his stomach and he smiles back at her, but without the enthusiastic wave ]

Good luck with your human sacrifice.

[ He's really not sure if she's joking or not. Either way, it's a pretty strong introduction ]

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[munchie]

I don't know if Amish can be technically considered human either. (For reals. What kind of person willingly avoids Fall Out Boy? She gives a polite smile all the same. She hasn't been human for a few months now.)

I squidded too. I was huge. I think I might of ate a whale at some point.

(The smile becomes a little more genuine though because wow yummy. Guys in her hometown never dressed like that. Her stomach gives an audible growl.)

You could always step up to be my very first. I'd be honored.

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[thinkfirst]

[ Well this is... a concerning thing to find so quickly after Flynn even discovered this whole network in the first place. It must be a joke, right? A way to break the tension of washing up in a strange place?

He is going to take it as that, because the alternative is hard to contemplate (see: a world where it's a perfectly normal thing to demand blood sacrifices in what is, as far as Flynn can tell, a public place??).

Having opted for the benefit of the doubt, he offers Jennifer a tentative smile. Just visible behind him is a strange-looking horse with a face like a dog's, out of focus and half out of frame. ]

While I'm afraid I can't offer any sort of sacrifice, it is a pleasure to meet you. If there's anything else you need help with, perhaps a bit more attainable, I'd be glad to offer my assistance.

[ Helpful! Defintely only a little bit concerned! ]

Ah—my name is Flynn.

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[munchie]

(It's what all the cool kids were doing. Or at the very least, Jennifer had seen people selling jewelry allegedly made out of blood in the market area. She didn't really buy that the pearly looking jewel she bought was made out of actual blood.

Either way? People seemed weirdly comfortable around the subject.

She smiles sweetly back at Flynn. The boys in this place were so cute. Any of them would make a good meal.)

It's okay, honey. I think I'll manage in the meantime. (There were way more people to pick from in a city than there was from some redneck hellhole.)

It's a pleasure to meet you too, Flynn. (Her eyes are darting about because yeah, Flynn, you could offer some help all right.)

You look like you could pick up some heavy things and put them down somewhere else.

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[chickenchoicejudy]

Ha! Nice.

[Look. It's the only appropriate response to sex jokes. He's just going to gloss over the whole "human sacrifice" part and assume it's a bit, because like...it has to be, right? Right. Totally.]

And uh, I think they might be actually? I got told off earlier for having ripped jeans. Like, seriously? A little knee skin was apparently too much for them to handle!

[This is, of course, ignoring the fact that the locals explicitly told him it can be dangerous, but he's going to whine about it anyway.]

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[munchie]

(Wow. Talk about a total dork alert. But the jean thing is actually pretty ridiculous.)

I was wearing my cheerleader uniform around and someone looked like I took a shit on their newborn's face.

(Jennifer might have been told the same thing but She was the thing that went bump in the night these days.)

We could make a total fashion statement and go buck naked. (She stares at Ryan a bit longer.) Well, it'd be a fashion statement for me. For you, it'd probably just be an exposure lawsuit waiting to happen.

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[subject_013]

[A throaty, closed-mouthed chuckle, from a rather masculine-sounding set of lungs, then a baritone voice with a hint of a Received Pronunciation British accent speaks.]

Not unless the Amish are suddenly into occultism and blood magic, my dear.

[There's something playfully sinister yet polite in his tone, a little bit dangerous, but mostly Vincent Price-esque.]

[In a more serious tone, he continues.]

I'm a somewhat conservative though hardly conventional dresser myself, so I seem to be fitting in so far. It appears the amount of blood that's seeped into the local biome has a lot to do with the typical modes of local garb. Covering up seems to help hold blood Corruption at bay. By all accounts, Corruption doesn't sound like anything one should flirt with.

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[munchie]

(Oh, that voice though. British and deep? She felt sufficiently buttered up. It keeps her tone in the decidedly cutsie realm because guys like this were Foreign and Exotic and therefore Fascinating.)

Aren't they like, huge recluses though? For all we know, they could be. Do you document them for a living?

(Despite her sweeter-toned voice, there's still something slightly berating. Ah well. She was trying.

Jennifer did have a penchant for danger these days.)

Where's the fun in being conservative? (Jennifer's voice pauses, and when she speaks next, the cutesy thing has dropped away.)

I'm a flirt by nature and blood doesn't really scare me. (She actually kind of needed it. Badly.) Anyway. Have you seen anyone actually "corrupt" yet or are you just eavesdropping on the locals? Some people have totally weird slang.

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[lightthedarkness]

It's you! The pretty girl! [Whoops, she wasn't supposed to say that part out loud.] I couldn't tell you my name before but hello, hi! Do you remember me from the beach?

[munchie]

(It's clearly not the wrong thing say because Jennifer absolutely glows.)

That's me. (The Pretty Girl. This chick wasn't half bad at all. This was the mute babe - it was easy to recognize those twin tails and that face.)

I thought you were just stupid. (It sounds like she either doesn't intend this as an insult or doesn't see it as one.)

Yeah, I remember you. Do I finally get a name or do I need to get naked again to earn it? (Is she serious. No one knows.)

[imaglyphwitch]

Ha ha, human sacrifices!

Wait, are-are you serious?

Are Call of Duty and animal sacrifices something that go hand in hand? If so, I think I avoided those message boards for good reason!

[Looks down at her bare legs and shirt that shows only the slightest bit of a midriff].

Nope. Some of us are fine with freedom of movement! Or probably lacking said cleavage.

[munchie]

Oh, honey.

(Jennifer, that's not a valid answer for if you're performing human sacrifices or not. But then, in a surprisingly intense tone:)

Sacrifices are for cowards who don't know how to hunt.

(Then her voice dissolves into a sweeter one, and she grins.)

Obviously, I'm joking. (Jennifer snorts.) Well probably not hand-in-hand. It's totally a purity crusade to say violent media causes violent behavior. Like, censorship or whatever. But if a dude has anger issues, that'll come out in a whole buncha ways. Boys have no idea how to control themselves.

(So sad!)

Not everyone can have perfect tits, it's okay. (Was she? Being supportive??? It's literally impossible to tell???) I don't think I even have any jeans here. Some of these dresses people are wearing look like they weigh a billion pounds.

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[onerthes]

[Have a video of a purple haired, three-eyed woman seated in a cafe somewhere in the Cellar Door District. Her candle was ... uh... smiling and waving at the feed for some reason. She appeared relaxed, one hand resting on a rather full looking backpack. Sadly for someone wanting cleavage, that wasn't what she'd get. Vira-Lorr did have a thing for Ao Dai these days, though at least it hugged her figure?]

Aren't you a playful sort? Since you're being specific, though, I'm guessing you're being at least a teensy bit serious. I'm sure someone, somehow will find a way to help you out with that appetite of yours. I'm afraid I'm spoken for.

[She leaned forward, waving idly with one hand.]

Vira-Lorr. And even the less prudish here do seem to favor very little skin being shown, don't they? I imagine it's practical as much as fashion backward.

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[munchie]

(Jennifer was not used to things like three-eyed women and grinning candles, but the demon possessing her was cool and indifferent. It results in an unusual expression, with a glimmer of genuine interest, surprise, that's almost immediately snuffed out by a blank slate that falls over Jennifer's expression. An instant suffocation of the girl who once was.

She resumes her role and tips her head. The dress might not have cleavage, but it was undeniably stylish as fuck. Red was a good color.)

I like to keep it light. It's a waste of time being emo about everything.

(She had a small patch of dry skin growing on her right cheek though that she kept itching at. It makes her reluctant to pussyfoot around the appetite.)

I'm on a really strict new diet plan. It's done wonders for my hair and skin, but if I don't keep it up, I start to look - you know. (She points to the dry patch.)

I somehow doubt people are gonna want to help me out with it.

(Jennifer makes an 'ugh' face.)

Who needs practical? What good did that ever do anyone? Besides, like, firefighters I guess. (...) And military personel. And astronauts. And I guess deep-sea divers.

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[kyley_b]

The Amish don't have electricity.

Or buttons. [Because that's the part of that message that ought to be addressed.]

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[munchie]

Wait, they don't have buttons?

(Clearly she's on board with this being the most important thing.)

No fucking way. Why?

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[bolstafir]

Uh.

[Where to even start.]

Pretty sure the whole resurrection thing doesn't work anymore--[probably? the deer tattoos are gone, after all, and this is no longer a dream.] soooo maybe let's skip any sacrificing?

[His voice is so tired. Like, just finally cut ties with twenty years of an endless unwinnable war against an apocalypse seeker tired. Please don't be seeking sacrifices for an apocalypse, Jennifer.

.....and then, because he's admittedly curious:]

What's the Amish?

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[munchie]

I don't care about resurrections. (She has never been resurrected before in her life until...The possession thing. And now, she supposed.)

There's all kinds of sacrifices. Like the emotional sacrifice it's taking for me to deal with all of this totally draining negativity.

(Thankfully Jennifer would never be so selfless to seek sacrifices for an apocalypse. She just seeks them for herself and her own benefit.

Which...isn't really any better probably.)

In my world, the Amish are weirdos who isolate themselves away from the rest of society and refuse to use any kind of tech like what we're using right now. They shit in buckets and probably inbreed like crazy.

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[babyimmortal]

[Aren't you a curious one. But yes, Nile is on video for a change, head tilted, hair braided, dressed in her given robe for now.]

Pretty sure human sacrifices will come on their own somehow. Might not even have to ask for it.

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[munchie]

I usually don't have to ask for much in life.

(Have you seen her? She's been taking advantage of Pretty Privilege since she was twelve.)

You're probably right. This place seems really gungho on the whole cult vibe thing. I've seen like, ten sculptures that's mostly tentacles. Maybe they're just obsessed with hentai here.

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[measuringdicks]

Nah, I bet they're just freakier behind closed doors. [That's how these things tend to go, after all.]

What kinda sacrifices are you gunning for here? [On the one hand, yeah, he's opposed to the idea of human sacrifice in general, sure, whatever. On the other hand, he wants to see how this plays out. If this is just a bit, how far is she going to commit? If this is real, is she a discerning kind of cannibal?] Do you have a hard limit on who you'll take as a sacrifice?

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[munchie]

(Oh, this kid's still here. She doesn't look happy to see Richie, but she does drop most of the act she had going for her original video.)

Oh, absolutely. I'd bet my left tit one of them's walking around in a gimp suit under their robes. (She might be joking but she also really wouldn't be surprised either.) Repression is like, so real. I once knew this girl who was one of those bible-humpers her whole life, like, super Carrie-vibes, right? I don't think anyone ever taught her how to clean her nails -- but she would fuck anyone who asked. I mean anyone. She was horned up to the tens.

(Jennifer had no idea if that was true, but that had been the rumor and she was sticking to it.)

The appetizing kind. I sure as fuck won't be taking any fuggos on. (Is she joking???? Her tone hasn't changed at all from the Catholic-hoe story, so! Who knows!)

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[droptheious]

[Varian has no idea what Call of Duty is - maybe it's some kind of knight thing? It sounds like a knight thing. ]

I don't know what... or who the Amish are but I'm pretty sure this isn't that. Probably.

[He kind of doesn't want to ask but he feels he probably should:]

Are you being serious about the human sacrifice thing? Uh- that's not usually something people advertise like...openly?

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[munchie]

The Amish are these weirdos who don't "believe" in modern technology. (She uses exaggerated air quotes and everything.) So they isolate from the rest of us and churn butter and probably beat their wives when they're mad. I don't know. They don't talk to outsiders so no one really knows what they're up to.

(She gives Varian a big ole shrug.)

What can I say? I keep it real. But like, really, I wouldn't actually sacrifice a person. The whole ritual thing is dumb.

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[laminae]

why do you want human sacrifices are you planning on doing some dark magic wizard biz
cause that's real messed up if you are
i mean
this is me assuming it's evil dark magic wizard biz and not like
other dark magic wizard biz

[Like what Peppermint Butler does. That guy's legit.]

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[munchie]

ummm no?
do i look like a fucking wizard???

are wizards the only people you know who do evil shit?
you should meet a boy band some time
that's real evil for you

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[venatoris]

My cleavage is pretty awesome.

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[munchie]

pics or im not buying it

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[shiro2hero]

I'm... pretty sure this is a little different from anything "Amish".

You seem like you're taking this all in stride. The ah. Complaints aside.

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[munchie]

(Wow this dude was super yummy. And older which automatically made him 100% more intriguing than any guy her own age.)

I take everything in stride. What can I say? I'm a survivor type.

(She smiles with her best Good Girl look she had. Despite her usual arrogance, she still winds up seeming a bit stumbling with her words. Last time she tried to flirt with an older guy...Well.)

Yeah, the tech's probably a little above their moral paygrade or whatever.

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[kroenleinia]

...well, it, uh. It's a little cold here. [She's not going to just...put her boobs out there! They might freeze!]

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[munchie]

(How can she NOT take this opportunity?)

I can warm you up if you like. (She speaks in the best sweet tone she had in her arsenal.) I run hot.

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[hauntedsavior]

My tits got blown off in the war.

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[munchie]

that might be the saddest war story i have ever heard and i read that one shitty the things we carried book
wow


You can always get implants?

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[frogfear]

[Hey, isn't this the same girl from the boardwalk that reminded her so much of Cordelia at home? Well, except now minus the sacrifices.]

You're looking for volunteers for human sacrifice. This is some kind of a joke, right? I mean, who's gonna sign up for that?

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[munchie]

Look at me, sweetie. Would you be that shocked if some idiot boys decided they'd be happy to be sacrificed to me?

(She gestures broadly to her entire body and then her face. She's just being realistic.)

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[creidim]

What... do you need human sacrifices for, exactly? And why wouldn't an animal suffice? [ She's been here long enough and hung around demons long enough to know this probably isn't a joke. Which actually makes it ten times worse, really. ]

I'm not sure who Amish are, but it's more Pthumerians really. Also not kidnapping, either.

IM...FINALLY HERE...sorry for the delay >:O

[munchie]

I like animals. And they suffer enough already without having to be used by people for stupid shit all of the time. Plus, what do animals do to deserve being sacrificed? (She pops her mouth, tipping her head to the side, seeming to genuinely wonder why it seemed okay to sacrifice an animal instead.)

People though...Plenty of men are terrible people. (Women too, but she's a gender-specific predator here. She has an agenda and its name was the patriarchy.)

Amish people are a bunch of recluses who live away from society and hate technology. I don't know what Pthumerian is either. (So, equal footing.) How's it not kidnapping?